Generic Blues-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Generic Blues] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Permanent Record: Al In The Bo] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:38.97]I woke up this morning [00:42.91]Then I went back to bed [00:49.03]Said I woke up this morning [00:53.34]Then I went right back to bed [01:00.27]Got a funny kind of feelin' like [01:03.14]I got broken glass in my underwear [01:06.01]And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head [01:09.88]You know what I'm sayin' [01:11.50]Well I ain't got not money [01:15.56]I'm just walkin' down the road [01:22.54]Said I ain't got no money honey [01:26.28]So I'm just walking down this lonely old road [01:33.65]Well I wish I could get me some money [01:36.29]But I forgot my automated teller code [01:42.66] [01:45.40]I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer [01:50.65]I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast my family was so poor [01:56.16]My daddy was a waitress my mama sold bathroom tiles [02:01.90]My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child [02:06.72]I got the blues so bad woo [02:12.15]Kinda wish I was dead [02:13.28]Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama [02:22.58]Or maybe I'll yeah maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead [02:29.15]I'm just a no good scum sucking [02:31.83]Nose picking boot licking sniveling groveling [02:34.07]Worthless hunk of slime [02:38.25]Nothing but a low-down beer bellied bone headed [02:43.12]Pigeon toed turkey necked weasle faced [02:45.24]Worthless hunk of slime [02:50.37] [02:51.25]Guess I pretty low self image [02:54.44]Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something -- I [02:57.94]I should probably go and see a doctor about it [02:59.88]When I've got the time [03:06.05] [03:10.25]Make it talk [03:11.43]Aw make it talk son make it talk [03:18.61] [03:30.05]OK now make it shut up [03:36.78]Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down [03:41.90]I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around [03:47.27]I wish somebody would come along stick a pitchfork through my brain [03:52.81]I'd flush myself right down the toilet but I'd just clog up the drain [03:58.00]I got the blues so bad [04:01.50]Kinda wish I was dead [04:09.18]Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama [04:12.98]Or maybe I'll go bowling [04:15.61]Or I just might go bowling [04:18.19]Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling [04:20.93]Maybe I'll join a league enter a tournament put on a stupid looking [04:23.49]Shirt and go bowling instead [04:31.85]Yeah