Dare To Be Stupid-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Dare To Be Stupid] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Permanent Record: Al In The Bo] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:25.07]Put down your chainsaw and listen to me [00:27.51]It's time for us to join in the fight [00:30.07]It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys [00:32.75]It's time to let the bedbugs bite [00:35.18]You better put all your eggs in one basket [00:37.30]You better count your chickens before they hatch [00:39.24]You better sell some wine before it's/its time [00:42.80]You better find yourself an itch to scratch [00:46.47]You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr Wimpole's not around [00:51.22]Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan [00:53.74] [01:00.73]Talk with your mouth full [01:02.47]Bite the hand that feeds you [01:05.03]Bite on more than you chew [01:06.65]What can you do [01:08.09]Dare to be stupid [01:11.14]Take some wooden nickles [01:13.02]Look for Mr Goodbar [01:15.64]Get your mojo working now [01:17.88]I'll show you how [01:19.32]You can dare to be stupid [01:21.44]You can turn the other cheek [01:22.50]You can just give up the ship [01:26.68]You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip [01:30.44]Dare to be stupid [01:32.56]Come on and dare to be stupid [01:34.81]It's so easy to do [01:37.74]Dare to be stupid [01:41.24] [01:50.47]We're all waiting for you [01:52.28]Let's go [01:52.79]It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill [01:55.16]So can I have a volunteer [01:57.30]There's no more time for crying over spilled milk [01:59.85]Now it's time for crying in your beer [02:02.41]Settle down raise a family join the PTA [02:03.91]Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet [02:05.71]And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away [02:08.59]It's OK you can dare to be stupid [02:10.47]It's like spitting on a fish [02:12.64]It's like barking up a tree [02:17.38]It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free [02:21.18]Dare to be stupid (yes) [02:23.44]Why don't you dare to be stupid [02:25.62]It's so easy to do [02:26.75]Dare to be stupid [02:27.61]We're all waiting for you [02:29.24]Dare to be stupid [02:30.11]Burn your candle at both ends [02:32.79]Look a gift horse in the mouth [02:36.23]Mashed potatoes can be your friends [02:37.12] [02:50.96]You can be a coffee achiever [02:52.40]You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver [02:55.81]The future's up to you [03:00.62]So what you gonna do [03:01.74]Dare to be stupid [03:02.57]Dare to be stupid [03:03.38]What did I say [03:04.18]Dare to be stupid [03:05.08]Tell me what did I say [03:06.39]Dare to be stupid [03:07.52]It's alright [03:07.58]Dare to be stupid [03:07.70]We can be stupid all night [03:08.32]Dare to be stupid [03:09.19]Come on join the crowd [03:10.13]Dare to be stupid [03:10.26]Shout it out loud [03:10.38]Dare to be stupid [03:14.31]I can't hear you [03:15.13]Dare to be stupid [03:15.94]OK I can hear you now [03:17.02]Dare to be stupid [03:17.77]Let's go Dare to be stupid [03:18.82]Dare to be stupid [03:19.45]Dare to be stupid [03:20.19]Dare to be stupid [03:20.95]Dare to be stupid [03:22.69]Dare to be stupid [03:23.39]Dare to be stupid [03:24.15]Dare to be stupid