Yoda-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Yoda] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Permanent Record: Al In The Bo] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Yoda (尤达) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:06.65]I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba [00:08.97]Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda [00:14.45]S O D A soda [00:18.44]I saw the little runt sitting there on a log [00:21.06]I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" [00:26.49]Y O D A Yoda [00:29.56]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [00:35.48] [00:40.60]Well I've been around but I ain't never seen [00:42.78]A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green [00:45.72]Oh my Yoda [00:47.53]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [00:51.59]Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand [00:53.99]How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand [00:58.16]Oh my Yoda [00:58.90]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [01:09.14] [01:12.26]Well I left home just a week before [01:15.44]And I've never ever been a Jedi before [01:18.38]But Obi Wan he set me straight of course [01:21.38]He said "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" [01:24.64]Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben [01:27.26]So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again [01:30.06]With my Yoda [01:31.62]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [01:39.63]Yoda [01:41.44]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [01:50.06] [01:54.31]So I used the Force [01:57.12]I picked up a box [02:00.24]I lifted some rocks [02:02.67]While I stood on my head [02:06.54]Well I won't forget what Yoda said [02:09.15]He said "Luke stay away from the darker side [02:12.16]And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide" [02:15.21]Oh my Yoda [02:15.96]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [02:21.29]"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed [02:24.17]But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed" [02:26.97]Oh my Yoda [02:29.47]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [02:33.02]Well I heard my friends really got in a mess [02:36.20]So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess [02:39.02]But I know that I'll be coming back some day [02:42.00]I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray [02:45.29]The long-term contract that I had to sign [02:48.10]Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time [02:51.03]With my Yoda [02:53.28]Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [03:00.60]Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [03:05.33]Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [03:14.29]Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [03:20.34]Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [03:27.59]Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [03:31.82]Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda