The Girlie Had A Mustache-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince

[ti:The Girlie Had A Mustache] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince] [al:And In This Corner...] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.49]Get down [00:01.47] [00:05.07]Get down [00:05.92] [00:09.61]Get down [00:10.41] [00:14.08]Get down [00:15.03] [00:18.06]I was cruisin down the avenue [00:20.03]Early one Friday [00:21.39]When I saw what I thought [00:22.38]Was a lady walking my way [00:23.69]I turned my back to use my Binaca blast [00:25.13]And I said "Hm-hm excuse me " [00:26.95]And she walked past [00:27.82]She was about 5'6" [00:29.08]Or maybe six and a half [00:30.27]With a body like a goddess [00:31.35]Man this girl was bad [00:32.50]Tight leather pants that fit like a drum [00:34.90]And two big yeah well she had some [00:37.35]Anyway from behind she was fine [00:39.16]But when she turned around [00:40.11]Her mustache was bigger than mine [00:41.53]At first I laughed cause yo [00:42.82]To me that was funny [00:43.71]But the laughter ceased [00:44.50]When she said: "Hey honey " [00:46.03]At first I was confused [00:47.06]I was somewhat spell bound [00:48.34]My mouth wide open [00:49.54]And my chin on the ground [00:50.44]And then it hit me [00:51.59]Like a bolt from the sky [00:52.55]I thought: hold up wait this girl is a guy [00:54.78]I tried to get away I said "Well never mind [00:57.06]Maybe I'll see you some other time" [00:59.38]But then he grabbed me by my arm [01:01.15]And told me I couldn't leave [01:02.01]And said "Hey boy [01:02.69]You look mighty cute in them jeans " [01:04.32]This had to be the most [01:05.48]Embarrassing thing in the world [01:06.23]My whole neighborhood [01:07.06]Was watchin me get beat up by a girl [01:08.75]And when my homeboys came [01:09.55]They didn't let me explain [01:10.79]They said "Prince you're a sucker [01:12.02]You should be ashamed" [01:13.18]My pride was busted right along with my eye [01:15.39]Cause my homeboys didn't realize [01:16.48]That this girl was a guy [01:17.55] [01:18.16]And in retrospect I had to laugh [01:19.44]I can't believe I didn't notice [01:20.78]That this girlie had a mustache [01:22.30] [01:39.75]I remember last year [01:41.40]The day was October 5th [01:42.67]And my family went away on a weekend ski trip [01:44.86]And they left $100 and a note by the phone [01:46.84]That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home' [01:49.26]No company I'm 18 They must be jokin [01:51.40] [01:51.97]And by 10 my crib was smoking [01:53.99]All of my friends with their hands in the air [01:56.08]Screamin party over here party over here [01:58.52]The party was jammin till at least about 5 [02:00.71]And as my friends were leaving [02:01.52]They were like "Homes it was live " [02:02.89]I thought the party was over [02:04.17]But really was just beginning [02:04.94]I turned around I thought I was dreamin [02:06.52]I saw four women [02:07.52]Dressed in red leather tight to their booties [02:09.79]I gestured with my index finger: come here cuties [02:11.84]I tried to be chill I didn't wanna scare em [02:14.24]I said "Hi my name's the Prince " [02:15.26]They said "Hi Prince we're your harem" [02:16.62]I didn't waste time I started shootin the gift [02:18.68]I said "Y'all the type of girls [02:19.82]I'd like to spend some time with" [02:20.79]I walked upstairs my adrenaline was pumpin [02:23.25]Til one hit me in the head with a lamp or something [02:25.66]The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead [02:27.55]With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head [02:29.84]Of course I was mad [02:30.76]This type of thing can burn at you [02:32.38]They tied me up and they [02:33.58]Were stealin my furniture [02:34.92]I said "Yo sweetheart [02:35.67]What's wrong with you [02:36.97]What kind of stuff is this [02:38.15]For a nice girl like you to do " [02:39.32]She turned around and smiled and laughed [02:40.67]And that's the way that I noticed [02:42.04]That the girlie had a mustache [02:43.80]Not four girls four guys [02:46.11]They were in disguise it was a set up all the time [02:48.10]I made a complete fool of myself that day [02:49.90]My parents were pullin up just as the [02:51.36]U-haul truck was pullin away [02:52.97]They walked in looked like they seen a ghost [02:54.92]There I was gagged and bound [02:56.02]And tied to the bed post [02:57.48]My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question [02:59.66]"Son where's the furniture [03:00.41]And why is your room so messy " [03:01.93]Obviously Sherlock Holmes hadn't arrived [03:03.43]I said "What do you think dad [03:05.17]Maybe we were robbed [03:06.47]I'm tied up nothing's in one piece [03:08.41]Let's discuss the facts later [03:09.37] mom please call the police" [03:10.70]I wanted to have a party I thought I was clever [03:13.07]My pop told me I was on punishment forever [03:15.50]And in retrospect I had to laugh [03:17.02]I can't believe I didn't notice [03:18.50]That the girlie had a mustache [03:19.98] [03:21.03]The Girlie Had A Mustache - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince