I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince

[ti:I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prin] [al:The Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince [00:18.93]Hey hey Leroy Leroy [00:21.25]Yeah [00:21.49]Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson [00:24.37]Mike Mike Tyson he's the boy [00:25.91]That played football from Montreal ain't he [00:28.03] [00:28.53]No no you old coop he a he a boxer man [00:31.34]Yeah [00:32.03]Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago [00:34.91]I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard [00:38.66]His head flew off into the eigtheenth row [00:41.66]They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row [00:44.85]I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight [00:46.91]And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes [00:49.63]Jeff was like [00:50.19]Man you see how hard Mike's punchin' [00:52.00]Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin' [00:53.63]Left right left right another K O [00:55.68] [00:56.25]If that was me I'd a been ok though [00:58.12]The very next day I gave Russell a ring [01:00.18]With J L and Omar we all called Don King [01:03.06]I said 'yeah Don I got a problem [01:05.09]Tell 'em Prince [01:05.72]Yeah what's up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them ' [01:06.98]Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty' [01:08.86]Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City' [01:11.86]Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up [01:13.67]Yeah you can be my trainer [01:14.98]Word up [01:15.73]I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice [01:18.11]And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson [01:19.75]Man you can beat him you can beat him [01:24.44]Yo man word up [01:25.56]Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this [01:27.56]You can do it [01:29.75]Extra extra read all about it [01:32.08] [01:33.58]Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight [01:37.21]Ah he's crazy [01:39.89]Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row [01:43.64]Hey Leroy you read the paper [01:45.02]That boy done lost his man [01:47.08]There was press conference to see what training I was doing [01:49.08]Before then I had never heard reporters booing [01:51.45]Cameras flashing I was in the middle [01:53.52]I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little [01:55.83]I said uh I been training 2o hours a day [01:58.20]Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin') [02:01.08]And I run 10 000 miles every morning [02:02.27]Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory [02:04.70]I drink water 20 gallons a pop [02:06.89]And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block [02:09.45](he can do it too) [02:10.33]And 4 million sit ups in a minute [02:11.77] I ain't lying I did it [02:14.14](he done it) [02:14.64]The general public thought I was a fool [02:16.20]I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool [02:18.66]Well gettin' dissed is never good [02:20.54]But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood [02:22.84]I was at the corner at the top of my block [02:24.78]There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop [02:27.22]It was Larwence my barber and Franny [02:29.16]He yelled out [02:29.91]Hey Prince you can win [02:31.85]I said 'really ' and I stopped to chat [02:33.60]You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat [02:36.91]Ha ha you gon' get whipped [02:38.72]But can I have your shoes when he break your neck [02:40.65]Everybody was laughin' out loud [02:42.47]I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud [02:44.72]I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her [02:47.22]I heard her on the phone [02:48.41](a thousand bucks on Tyson) [02:49.76] [02:58.26]It's fight day and man am I hyped [03:00.63] [03:01.13]Woah I can't wait to see Mike [03:02.69] [03:03.19]Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing [03:04.82]Trump Castle Casino [03:06.13] [03:07.44]In this corner weighing in [03:10.26]At a mere 165 pounds the Lighting Rodent [03:14.07]The Fresh Prince (booing) [03:17.82]And in this corner [03:18.70]The heavyweight champion of the world [03:20.82] [03:21.57]Iron Mike Tyson (cheering) [03:24.57] [03:25.19]I came out hustling sliding and grabbing [03:27.07]Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin' [03:29.20]For a second I looked good out there [03:31.38]But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare [03:33.57]One punch that's all it took (oooh) [03:36.25]He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook [03:38.32]Now how can I say this and be a little discreet [03:40.69]Let's just say that my bowels released [03:42.69]I called timeout and went back to my corner [03:44.82]Said to my coach 'ain't no way I'm goin' [03:47.07]The hell back out there man you can't forget it' [03:49.25]My body's like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it) [03:51.76]They tried to make me go meet my doom [03:53.69]But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room [03:56.07]The next day the headline in the town [03:57.94]'Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round' [03:59.94]Some fool asked why I ran away [04:02.50]I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday' [04:04.63]My career is over as far as fightin' [04:07.07]But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson [04:09.50]Hey Leroy [04:11.38]Yeah [04:11.88]Did you see the fight did you see the fight [04:14.50]The the the football player [04:16.07]No the boxer come on man [04:17.94]I was at the fight last night [04:19.26]I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars [04:21.57]For my ticket right [04:22.69]Ah you weren't at no fight [04:24.06]I seen you around here last night [04:25.50] And the boy the boy ran out the ring [04:28.19]You always lying [04:29.69]I ain't lying [04:30.44]You lie to your grandkids [04:31.94]I seen it [04:32.75]You been lying ever since you was a little kid [04:34.56]Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off [04:36.57]His leg fell off and it fell over [04:37.88]You always lying [04:38.31]And it knocked the HBO camerman's camera fell out his hand [04:39.88]I said god damn I couldn't beleive it Leroy [04:41.63]You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there [04:43.00]I was right next to you playin' checkers