Hardware Store-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Hardware Store] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Poodle Hat] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.46]Hardware Store - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:15.98]Nothing ever ever happens in this town [00:16.85]Feelin' low down down not a lot to do around here [00:19.04]I thought that I would go right out of my mind [00:20.98]Until a friend told me the news [00:23.12]He said hey you know that vacant lot [00:24.78]Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it [00:26.62]And on that spot they're gonna build a shop [00:28.37]Where we can go buy bolts and screws [00:30.69]Since then I've been walking on air air [00:32.45]I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair [00:34.29]'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care [00:35.86]I've been waiting since last June [00:38.54]For this day to finally arrive [00:39.82]I'm so happy happy now just to be alive [00:41.84]'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside [00:43.56]Well I hope they open soon [00:46.03]I can't wait no I can't wait [00:49.94]When are they gonna open up that door [00:53.22] [00:53.86]I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the [00:55.34]Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the [00:57.01]Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the [00:59.07]Hardware store [01:02.95] [01:10.97]In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight [01:12.13]Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out [01:14.56]I pressed my nose right up against the glass [01:15.96]You know I had to be first in line [01:18.50]Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom [01:19.95]Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house [01:22.18]See those hacksaws very very soon [01:23.36]One of them will be all mine [01:25.97]Guys with nametags walking down the aisles [01:27.54]Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles [01:29.51]Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles [01:31.12]All arranged alphabetically [01:33.57]And they're doing a promotional stunt [01:34.97]There's a great big purple sign out front [01:36.66]That says every 27th customer [01:38.45]Will get a ball peen hammer free [01:41.36]I can't wait no I can't wait [01:45.08]When are they gonna open up that door [01:48.23] [01:48.97]I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the [01:50.33]Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the [01:51.98]Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the [01:54.27]Hardware store [01:58.46]I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the [01:59.84]Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the [02:01.66]Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the [02:03.73]Hardware store [02:07.69] [02:18.66]Would you look at all that stuff [02:20.46] [02:22.66]They've got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters [02:24.55]Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters [02:26.30]Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires [02:28.26]Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers [02:30.33]Picture hanger's paper cutters waffle irons window shutters [02:32.40]Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters [02:34.44]Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables [02:36.19]Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger's spoons and ladles [02:38.23]Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication [02:39.54]Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation [02:41.76]Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors [02:43.78]Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors [02:45.80]Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers [02:47.18]Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell's and energizers [02:49.15]Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers [02:51.10]Calculator's generators matching salt and pepper shakers [02:53.39]I can't wait no I can't wait [02:57.21]When are they gonna open up that door [03:00.22] [03:01.15]I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the [03:02.63]Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the [03:04.37]Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the [03:06.65]Hardware store [03:10.49]I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the [03:12.15]Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the [03:13.88]Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the [03:15.94]Hardware store [03:20.16]I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the [03:21.64]Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the [03:23.40]Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the [03:25.46]Hardware store [03:29.27]