Dare to Be Stupid-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Dare to Be Stupid] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dare to Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:22.13]Put down your chainsaw and listen to me [00:24.32]It's time for us to join in the fight [00:25.91] [00:27.01]It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys [00:29.56]It's time to let the bedbugs bite [00:31.23] [00:32.04]You better put all your eggs in one basket [00:34.62]You better count your chickens before they hatch [00:36.57] [00:37.21]You better sell some wine before it's time [00:40.16]You better find yourself an itch to scratch [00:42.09] [00:43.34]You better squeeze all the charmin [00:44.68]You can while Mr Wimpole's not around [00:47.32] [00:48.17]Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan [00:50.84] [00:56.63]Talk with your mouth full [00:58.65] [00:59.35]Bite the hand that feeds you [01:01.20] [01:01.95]Bite on more than you chew [01:04.13]What can you do [01:05.35] [01:05.92]Dare to be stupid [01:07.27]Take some wooden nickles [01:09.18] [01:09.91]Look for Mr Goodbar [01:11.76] [01:12.56]Get your mojo working now [01:14.61]I'll show you how [01:15.97]You can dare to be stupid [01:17.54] [01:18.24]You can turn the other cheek [01:19.55] [01:21.02]You can just give up the ship [01:22.29] [01:23.69]You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip [01:26.21] [01:27.37]Dare to be stupid [01:28.51] [01:29.51]Come on and dare to be stupid [01:31.00] [01:31.71]It's so easy to do [01:32.74]Dare to be stupid [01:34.20]We're all waiting for you [01:35.86]Let's go [01:36.55] [01:46.96]It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill [01:50.01]So can I have a volunteer [01:51.55] [01:52.48]There's no more time for crying over spilled milk [01:54.56]Now it's time for crying in your beer [01:56.71] [01:57.64]Settle down raise a family join the P-T-A [02:00.30]Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet [02:02.76] [02:03.30]And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away [02:05.61]It's ok you can dare to be stupid [02:08.93]It's like spitting on a fish [02:10.41] [02:11.71]It's like barking up a tree [02:13.04] [02:14.23]It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free [02:17.10] [02:18.08]Dare to be stupid yes [02:20.19]Why don't you dare to be stupid [02:22.20]It's so easy to do [02:23.34]Dare to be stupid [02:24.42] [02:24.96]We're all waiting for you [02:26.15]Dare to be stupid [02:27.74]Burn your candle at both ends [02:29.70]Look a gift horse in the mouth [02:31.50] [02:33.09]Mashed potatoes can be your friends [02:34.80] [02:41.14]You can be a coffee achiever [02:42.92]You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver [02:45.98]The future's up to you [02:47.10]So what you gonna do [02:48.53]Dare to be stupid [02:50.04]Dare to be stupid [02:51.27]What did I say [02:52.00] [02:52.54]Dare to be stupid [02:53.48]Tell me what did I say [02:55.37]Dare to be stupid [02:56.78]It's alright [02:57.86]Dare to be stupid [02:58.88]We can be stupid all night [03:00.68]Dare to be stupid [03:01.82]Come on join the crowd [03:03.38]Dare to be stupid [03:04.69]Shout it out loud [03:06.08]Dare to be stupid [03:07.40]I can't hear you [03:08.67]Dare to be stupid [03:09.66]Ok I can hear you now [03:11.46]Dare to be stupid [03:12.52]Let's go dare to be stupid [03:14.15]Dare to be stupid [03:15.45]Dare to be stupid [03:16.68]Dare to be stupid [03:17.99]Dare to be stupid [03:19.26]Dare to be stupid [03:20.64]Dare to be stupid [03:21.88]Dare to be stupid