The Night Santa Went Crazy-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:The Night Santa Went Crazy] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:The Essential Weird Al Yankovic] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.40]The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:01.98]Written by：Al Yankovic [00:02.79] [00:16.50]Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys [00:20.26]For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys [00:24.35]When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death [00:27.68] [00:28.29]Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath [00:32.28]From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo [00:36.53]Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo [00:40.54]And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye [00:44.33]Merry Christmas to all [00:46.35]Now you're all gonna die [00:48.23] [00:48.99]The night Santa went crazy [00:52.32] [00:52.85]The night Saint Nick went insane [00:55.94] [00:56.73]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal [01:00.59]Something finally must have snapped in his brain [01:04.18] [01:05.21]Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it [01:09.02]Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet [01:13.03]And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage [01:16.93]And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage [01:21.20]He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger [01:25.13]And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger [01:29.10]And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen [01:32.48] [01:33.01]And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken [01:36.55] [01:37.52]The night Santa went crazy [01:41.32]The night Kris Kringle went nuts [01:44.63]Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole [01:49.14]Without stepping in reindeer guts [01:52.50] [01:53.17]There's the National Guard and the FBI [01:59.22] [02:00.03]There's a van from the Eyewitness News [02:03.42]And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky [02:06.95] [02:07.80]And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin' [02:11.86]And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why [02:17.80] [02:18.78]My my my my my my [02:20.89] [02:21.69]You used to be such a jolly guy [02:24.46] [02:32.73]Yes Virginia Now Santa is dead [02:36.11]Some guy [02:36.65]From the swat team blew a hole through his head [02:39.67] [02:40.78]Yes little friend now that's his brains on the floor [02:44.17]I guess they wont have the fat guy kicking around anymore [02:48.24]But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment [02:51.56] [02:52.25]And the Elves have to stand in the line and file for unemployment [02:56.00]And they say Mrs. Clause she's on the phone every night [02:59.39] [03:00.04]With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights [03:03.62]They're talkin' 'bout [03:04.62]The night Santa went crazy [03:07.81] [03:08.40]The night Saint Nicholas flipped [03:11.58] [03:12.32]Broke his back for some milk and cookies [03:15.50] [03:16.18]Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped [03:19.48]Wo oh the night Santa went crazy [03:23.99]The night Saint Nick went insane [03:27.18] [03:27.93]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal [03:31.81]Something finally must have snapped in his brain [03:35.21]Wo oh something finally must have snapped in his brain [03:39.15]Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain