Freaky Tales (Explicit)-Too $hort

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:06.33]These are the tales the freaky tales
这就是传说怪异的传说 [00:09.99]The tales that I tell so well
我讲述的那些故事 [00:12.36]I met this girl her name was Joan
我遇到一个女孩她的名字叫Joan [00:15.36]She loved the way I rocked the microphone
她喜欢我扭动麦克风的样子 [00:18.48]When I met Joan I took her home
当我遇见Joan我带她回家 [00:21.30]She was just like a doggy all on my bone
她就像小狗一样缠着我 [00:24.66]I met another girl her name was Ann
我遇见了另一个女孩她的名字叫Ann [00:27.93]All she wanted was to freak with a man
她只想和男人在一起 [00:30.81]When I met Ann I soked her pans
当我遇见Ann我和她激情缠绵 [00:33.93]We ended up freakin' by garbage can
我们最后被垃圾桶吓到了 [00:36.99]The next young freak I met was Red
我遇到的下一个小妞是Red [00:40.11]I took her to the house and she gave me head
我带她回家她主动讨好我 [00:43.11]She likes to freak was all she said
她只说她喜欢放纵 [00:46.26]We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
我们跳进被窝把我的床都弄烂了 [00:49.53]There's another girl her name is Mary
还有一个女孩她的名字叫Mary [00:52.56]Talked about s*x and the girl acted scary
谈论着**这个女孩举止怪异 [00:55.62]I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry
我听说她喜欢我的兄弟Jerry [00:58.77]Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
带她去她家我吃了那种东西 [01:01.89]Young and tender sweet Denise
年轻温柔甜美的Denise [01:05.09]Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
和她同床共枕这姑娘就像野兽 [01:07.89]I tell you homeboy If you get a piece
我告诉你兄弟如果你得到一点好处 [01:10.89]She only talks about signin' a lease
她只说签下一份租约 [01:14.07]I met this tender her name was Lori
我遇到了一个温柔的女孩她的名字叫Lori [01:17.22]And a X rated movie wouldn't tell her story
限制级的电影不会讲述她的故事 [01:20.19]She had a twinsister her name was Lisa
她有一个双胞胎姐姐她的名字叫丽莎 [01:23.34]And just like Lori she's a real d**k pleaser
就像Lori她真的很讨人喜欢 [01:31.05]My girlfriend's name was Michelle I freaked her well
我的女朋友叫Michelle我把她吓坏了 [01:36.06]Her p***y got hotter than flames in hell
她的妹子热情似火 [01:38.76]I geed this girl her name was Tammy
我认识了一个女孩她叫Tammy [01:41.88]I didn't wanna do it cause the b***h was flammy
我不想这样做因为这娘们太有型了 [01:44.88]She had a best friend her name was Jane
她有一个最好的朋友她的名字叫Jane [01:48.06]I pulled to the side and I spitted that game
我把车停在路边我开始表演 [01:51.15]I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
我这一生遇到了很多怪咖 [01:54.30]Freaked one night with a girl named Pam
和一个叫Pam的女孩共度良宵 [01:57.36]The very next day I saw her with her man
第二天我看见她和她的男友在一起 [02:00.54]One week passed and I was in her again
一周过去了我又和她在一起了 [02:03.51]I had an old tender her name was Janie
我有一个老情人她的名字叫Janie [02:06.60]She was thirty two and I was only eighteen
她三十二岁而我只有十八岁 [02:09.75]She likes to freak she's just a fiend
她喜欢疯狂她是个恶魔 [02:12.75]It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
当我看见她穿着牛仔裤时我真的觉得无所谓 [02:15.51]I wanna big freak fat and slobby [02:18.96]I kick on back and I watch her mouth
我和她激情缠绵我看着她的嘴 [02:21.84]Two tons of fun big mama jama
两吨有趣的东西亲爱的Jama [02:25.17]A country girl from Alabama
来自阿拉巴马的乡下姑娘 [02:28.20]I met this girl her name was Betty
我遇到一个女孩她的名字叫Betty [02:31.62]Her p***y got wet and it smelled like death [02:34.26]I was tired as hell I was drippin' sweat
我筋疲力尽汗流浃背 [02:37.11]But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath
可我为她神魂颠倒想要屏住呼吸 [02:40.68]Bake and shake us I met this freak in Vegas
尽情放纵我在维加斯遇到一个疯狂的人 [02:46.29]She said her name was Donna
她说她叫唐娜 [02:49.41]She was a pitty little freak from China
她是个可怜的中国姑娘 [02:52.53]I said I don't pimp or gigolo
我说我不做男妓也不做舞男 [02:55.59]I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a h*e
我腰缠万贯我不需要女人 [02:58.86]You can break yourself but you can't break me
你可以伤害你自己但你无法伤害我 [03:02.25]You never met a player like hort baby
你从未遇到过像Hort一样的人宝贝 [03:05.28]I knew a d**k sucker named Betty Jo
我认识一个叫BettyJo的 [03:08.43]Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
带她去我家我们在地板上缠绵 [03:11.49]The girl got freaky and I tell you more：
这个女孩变得很疯狂我告诉你更多 [03:14.22]She was down on her knees beggin' to blow
她双膝跪地求饶 [03:17.55]She's like another freak named Ren'
她就像另一个叫Ren的怪咖 [03:20.64]You get her alone and she'll make your day
你和她独处她会让你快乐无比 [03:23.67]Like Burger King she knows the play
就像汉堡王一样她了如指掌 [03:26.73]But a freak like Ren' you can have it your way
但像Ren这样的怪咖你可以随心所欲 [03:33.21]These are the tales the freaky tales
这就是传说怪异的传说 [03:39.51]These are the tales that I tell so well
这些故事我都讲得很好 [03:42.36]I met this girl thick as hell
我遇到了一个丰满的姑娘 [03:45.72]Only sixteen said her name was Linell
只有十六岁她说她叫Linell [03:47.97]I took her to my house I could not wait
我带她去我家我迫不及待 [03:51.87]Her s**t was much tighter than Central Safe
她的实力比中央保险箱还要强大 [03:54.87]Let me tell you this since we talkin' young
让我告诉你从我们小时候开始 [03:57.78]I met another girl said her name was Yvonne
我遇见了另一个女孩她说她的名字叫伊冯 [04:01.02]Always talkin' about havin' fun
总是说要找点乐子 [04:03.72]Once again in the bed I got it goin' on
再次躺在床上我纵享欢乐 [04:06.96]I'm Sir Too hort couldn't be no punk
我是Sir太矮了不可能是废物 [04:10.11]I try to get funky like female funk
我试着变得更酷就像女性一样 [04:12.90]So when you see me comin' or see me goin'
所以当你看到我来了或者我走了 [04:16.29]I keep my money let the h*es keep throwin'
我拼命挣钱让妹子尽情放纵 [04:19.41]I once met a tender she did it for free
我曾遇到一个温柔的女孩她免费为我服务 [04:22.35]On the Foothill bust number forty three
在山脚下发现43号胸像 [04:25.41]All the way on the back she was workin' me
我和她激情缠绵 [04:28.38]Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat
我带着大大的Beatbox尽情摇摆 [04:31.74]I met this freak named aunt Winell
我遇到了一个叫Winell阿姨的怪咖 [04:34.83]Macked on the baby like an ice cold vet
像冷血无情的老兵一样教训着我 [04:38.07]Everythin' she had is what I get
她拥有的一切都是我拥有的 [04:40.83]Cause I'm Too hort baby I don't play that s**t
因为我太矮了宝贝我不玩那种东西 [04:44.10]I met another freak her name was Rita
我遇到了另一个女人她叫Rita [04:47.31]Baby thought that hort just might eat her
宝贝我以为那玩意儿会吃掉她 [04:50.28]I told her like this she can suck my peter
我告诉过她她可以和我亲热 [04:53.43]Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her
甚至不回家因为我知道我不需要她 [04:56.40]Scratched her name off my telephone book
把她的名字从我的电话薄上抹去 [04:59.67]Never again I took a second look
再也不会这样我看了一眼 [05:02.43]Cause the next young freak her name was Sharon
因为下一个女人的名字是Sharon [05:05.73]She kept lookin' well I kept stairin'
她看起来神采奕奕我不停往上爬 [05:11.91]Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
她的臀部塞进牛仔裤里 [05:15.00]She never left she cutted out
她从未离我而去她身心俱疲 [05:18.09]I know you all know what I'm talkin' about
我知道你们都知道我在说什么 [05:20.94]There's a freak named Shane such a sinner
有个叫Shane的怪咖真是个罪人 [05:24.15]She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
她吞云吐雾她越来越苗条 [05:27.30]Shane is cool but her mind is gone
Shane很好但她失去了理智 [05:30.54]One fat rock and it's goin' on [05:33.42]She had another buddy came by my place
她有另一个朋友来过我家 [05:36.69]Thick a*s b***h said her name was Grace
丰满的女人说她的名字是格蕾丝 [05:39.57]She walked in the door wearin' a lace
她穿着蕾丝花边走进门里 [05:42.42]You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
你应该看看我脸上的表情 [05:45.75]She's like this tender named Belinda
她就像一个温柔的人叫Belinda [05:49.44]Homeboys call her Belinda the Blender
朋友们都叫她BlenderBelinda [05:52.05]She gave head like she made it up
她主动讨好我就像她胡作非为 [05:54.84]She was twenty years old with a big round butt
她二十岁身材丰满 [05:58.50]Had a girl slick like olive oil
我有一个像橄榄油一样油腔滑调的女孩 [06:01.26]Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
她的父亲很有钱这个女孩被宠坏了 [06:04.44]When she got mad he blood would boil
当她生气时他热血沸腾 [06:07.26]But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy
但我和她激情缠绵仿佛我是个玩具 [06:16.92]These are the tales the freaky tales
这就是传说怪异的传说 [06:20.61]The tales that I tell so well
我讲述的那些故事 [06:24.75]Shockedy life Friday night it's goin' on Too hort
令人震惊的生活周五的夜晚转瞬即逝 [06:35.22]Three weeks ago I met this freak
三周前我遇到了一个怪咖 [06:38.28]She followed me around like Mary's sheep
她形影不离地跟着我就像玛丽的羊 [06:41.46]I hitted around the corner and when she came
我开车来到街角她来的时候 [06:44.52]I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
我抓住她的手臂问她的名字 [06:47.52]She said it was Nina and her man's in Santa Rita
她说是Nina和她的男友在圣塔丽塔 [06:50.73]I took her to my home and homeboy I geed her
我带她回家我和她纵享欢愉 [06:53.82]Set her on the way the very next way
让她踏上新的旅途 [06:57.45]Playboy hort was ready to play
花花公子蓄势待发 [06:59.97]I bumped to this girl her name was Roseanne
我遇到一个女孩她叫Roseanne [07:03.06]We hitted the motel and got it goin' on
我们来到汽车旅馆纵享欢乐 [07:06.39]Holiday Inn to the break of dawn
假日酒店直到黎明破晓 [07:09.03]When I took baby home I freaked her mom
当我带宝贝回家时我吓坏了她妈妈 [07:12.30]I knew this tender named Shanie
我认识一个叫Shanie的姑娘 [07:15.42]I took her to the house and let her freak on me
我带她回家让她对我大发雷霆 [07:18.63]Baby was a fan she loved my beat
宝贝是我的粉丝她喜欢我的音乐 [07:21.42]But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet
但我不会翘着腿让她吻我的脚 [07:24.72]I met this freak named Yolanda
我遇到一个叫尤兰达的女人 [07:27.87]Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda
卷着洋娃娃就像一辆崭新的本田车 [07:31.05]I was on top and she was up under
我高高在上她高高在上 [07:33.96]The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder
床撞上了墙发出雷声 [07:37.05]I once had a datewith girl named Kitty
我曾经和一个叫Kitty的女孩约会 [07:40.20]She was so fine with big fat tiddies [07:43.41]All night long she was actin' s**tty
整晚她都装腔作势 [07:45.99]So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti
所以我和宝贝缠绵仿佛我是FrankNitti [07:49.56]There's another girl her name is Rose
还有一个女孩她的名字叫Rose [07:52.50]I use to roll baby like brand new Volvos
我曾经尽情放纵宝贝就像全新的沃尔沃 [07:55.59]I never saw Rose wearin' clothes
我从未见过Rose穿衣服 [07:58.26]She's a pimp house pet ready to pose
她是个男妓家里的宠物随时准备登场 [08:01.56]I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet
我在街上开车遇到Janet [08:04.89]Her booty was bigger than the whole d**n planet
她的翘臀比整个星球都大 [08:08.46]A*s everywhere I just can't stand it
到处都是我无法忍受 [08:11.07]Tried to poem it but I could not manage
我想把它写进诗里可我做不到 [08:14.16]I had this freak her name was Bunny
我有个女人她的名字叫Bunny [08:17.07]Said I was the only man who ever called her honey
我说我是唯一一个叫她亲爱的男人 [08:20.43]Everythin' I did to her was funny
我对她做的每一件事都很有趣 [08:23.37]I macked on bunny and I took her money
我和兔兔亲热我抢了她的钱 [08:26.67]Eight tonight a date with Shirlie [08:29.61]She was really short and her hair was curly
她很矮一头卷发 [08:32.64]If you saw baby you liked this girlie
如果你看见宝贝你喜欢这个女孩 [08:35.76]She was so fine I went to get her early
她好迷人我一大早就去找她 [08:38.82]Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named Rachel
Shirlie就像一个叫Rachel的女孩 [08:42.00]Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
她的咬痕很恶毒肯定是致命的 [08:45.03]She liked to kiss all on my neval
她喜欢亲吻我的肌肤 [08:48.24]Those are her lips on top of my label
我的厂牌上面都是她的唇印 [08:51.15]I knew another freak her name was Candy
我认识另一个女人她叫Candy [08:54.21]Real big lips and they came in handy
大大的嘴唇派上了用场 [08:57.33]I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
我游刃有余地工作简直无与伦比 [09:00.42]I hooked the brood up with my homeboy Randy
我和我的兄弟Randy在一起 [09:03.57]He did me a favor in return
他帮了我一个忙作为回报 [09:06.81]Gave me a lizard said her name was Laverne
给了我一只蜥蜴她说她叫Laverne [09:09.87]Baby got tossed and I got it on
宝贝被人抛弃我兴奋无比 [09:12.75]I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
我拿起麦克风开始唱起我的歌 [09:15.81]My young homeboy heard me rap
我的小弟听到我的说唱 [09:18.96]And said he had way more freaks than that
他说他的怪咖比这多得多 [09:21.72]So I told him like this：they might be freakin'
所以我这样告诉他：他们可能会疯掉 [09:25.11]But boy you never had that T P Treatment
但是男孩你从未享受过那种东西