Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me-Bloodhound Gang

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me - Bloodhound Gang Why is everbody always pickin on me? The morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like chewbacca The doctor said sir youre misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin up with a wookie What I mean is wolverine is less hairy than your son Hes looks like chewie baba booey baba booey and hong kong phooey all in one To put it mild your new-born childs completely nutty fu-fu lookin Id shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But whys everbody always pickin on me? Aint brushed them teeth since 1983 But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause youre white but you got a nose like bill cosby Whys everbody always pickin on me? Always pickin and rippin apart poor ol jimmy pop ali I got a schnoz like the cos but theres a lot more wrong with you So back me up bill yea and youre ugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by chams with my sergio valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a monchichi but I dont understand Why Im scorned like Im deformed like the elephant man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didnt find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with englebert humperdink And that might be cause everybody calls me shrinky dink I know Im known as polaroid Im not a total retard Its cause Im done in sixty seconds and youll still want it enlarged But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late eighties But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But whys everbody always pickin on me? You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky Like that episode where gilligan gets sick of being teased And he breaks into the professors lab and makes some lsd Peaks freaks and eats the skippers brains then beats ginger with coconuts As mr. howell and lovey burn alive inside their grass hut Oh hell kill again that gilligan they he should of let him be And like a postal clerk Ill go beserk if you dont stop teasing me See the trick is only pick on those that cant do you no harm Like the drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm The drummer from def leppards only got one arm But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But whys everbody always pickin on me? Aint brushed them teeth since 1983 But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause youre white but you got a nose like bill cosby But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late eighties But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But whys everbody always pickin on me? Cause no one likes you monkey boy