Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me-Bloodhound Gang

[ti:Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me] [ar:Bloodhound Gang] [al:Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me - Single] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me - Bloodhound Gang [00:03.41]Why's everbody always pickin' on me [00:09.00] [00:26.38]The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor [00:29.99]He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca [00:34.05]The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me [00:38.27]I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie [00:42.65]What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son [00:46.61]He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one [00:50.95]To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' [00:55.29]I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' [00:59.31] [01:00.03]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [01:02.03]Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne [01:04.17]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [01:06.22]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 [01:08.34]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [01:10.42]Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee [01:12.58]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [01:14.57]Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby [01:16.90]Why's everbody always pickin' on me [01:18.99]Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali [01:20.95]I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you [01:22.72]So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too [01:25.23]So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese [01:27.27]Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans [01:29.51]And my mirror never lies but it always verifies [01:31.18]I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie [01:33.64]You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand [01:35.59]Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man [01:37.84]And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first [01:40.41]But at least this time [01:41.26]I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse [01:42.29]About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink [01:44.20]And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink [01:46.36]I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard [01:48.13]It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged [01:50.71]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [01:52.49]Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties [01:54.67]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [01:56.66]Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee [01:58.90]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:00.80]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady [02:03.11]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:05.21]You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky [02:07.24]Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased [02:11.12]And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD [02:15.25]Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts [02:19.51]As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut [02:23.76]Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be [02:26.42]And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me [02:28.53]See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm [02:30.69]Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:32.63]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:34.66]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:36.72]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:38.80]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:40.96]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:43.06]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:45.15]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:47.24]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:49.12] [02:49.66]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:51.57]Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne [02:53.57]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:55.70]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 [02:57.83]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:59.89]Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee [03:02.15]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:04.10]Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby [03:06.32]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:08.27]Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties [03:10.40]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:12.45]Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee [03:14.86]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:16.70]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady [03:18.83]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:20.99]Cause no one likes you monkey boy