**** The Ho (Explicit)-Too $hort

[ti:**** The Ho] [ar:Too $hort] [al:Life Is...Too $hort] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.96]**** the ho [00:01.57] [00:19.95]**** that ho [00:20.65]It's like Too Short raps [00:21.51]Been around a while [00:23.12]I rocked to the beat [00:24.11]And got my own style [00:25.31]I'm from the O city [00:26.31]And I said it before [00:27.61]I was born to mack [00:28.69]Call me Playboy Short [00:29.97]You wanna get freaky [00:31.35]Look at the tie [00:32.92]We could do the nasty [00:33.92]But It's almost nine [00:34.89]My show starts at ten [00:36.33]I gots to go [00:37.52]Like the mack said homie pip the ho [00:39.22] [00:39.79]Check it out everybody [00:40.83]If you got two ears [00:42.15]Turn your radio up [00:43.21]Short Gog is here [00:44.47]If the bass ain't kickin' [00:45.72]Pick up the phone [00:46.89]Dial 911 tell 'em turn it on [00:49.35]Bumped a cute young [00:50.50]Tender in a tight red dress [00:51.65]She had a soft booty [00:52.80]And a real big chest [00:54.16]She said I love you said it again [00:56.13] [00:56.75]At the motel freaked her [00:58.13]And her friends [00:58.96]Like a Too Short rap [01:00.13]And everybody knows [01:01.14]Like the mack said homie [01:02.35]**** the hoes [01:03.07]Ain't no need in playin' [01:04.56]Games none at all [01:06.02]Fakin' like a giant when [01:07.51]You're just too small [01:08.55]No need to rush take your time [01:10.84]To adjust to the changes in my rhyme [01:13.33]To you rappers tonights your night [01:15.66]You all jump straight up on your mic [01:18.12]Screamin' I'm the best [01:19.14]But let me see [01:20.51]I make a lotta money [01:21.72]Could that be me [01:23.18]He said hell no [01:23.97]I'm the king of the rap [01:25.26]Looked me in my eyes [01:26.49]Said deal with that [01:27.94]I said hold on buddy [01:28.96]Don't talk that junk [01:29.89]You drank two 40's [01:31.16]Now you must be drunk [01:32.56]He said Lets battle [01:33.73]I said Go [01:34.62]Like the Mack said homie [01:35.98]I ****** the ho [01:36.88]All hail the king [01:38.48]Go straight to hell [01:39.48]If your girlfriends [01:40.21]Freakin' on a freaky tale [01:41.96]Better play your rap and take mine off [01:44.13]Before the ***** gets [01:45.26]Wet and you're still soft [01:46.88]No need to rush take your time [01:48.96]To adjust to the changes in my rhyme [01:51.79]I was on the turf [01:52.94]Cold chillin' out [01:53.63]When a sucker MC [01:54.82]Got hit in the mouth [01:56.28]Tryin' to find out [01:57.81]If he can hang with me [01:59.08]The boy got hooked on [02:00.35]The **** fiend beat [02:01.35]I said ***** what are you smokin' [02:03.88]It ain't funny cool I ain't jokin' [02:06.17]You never shoulda said [02:07.33]I was fakin' the place [02:08.51]You wouldnta got socked [02:09.71]Straight in your face [02:10.90]I'm the coldest MC on a microphone [02:13.28]Now the sucker MCs just leave me alone [02:15.73]They might suck on yours [02:16.85]But they can't get mine [02:18.04]Like the Mack said homie [02:19.50]**** all the time [02:20.50]I'm not talkin' 'bout hookers [02:21.78]In mini skirts [02:22.96]When you **** like me [02:24.17]Put your mind to work [02:25.24]It's like 24 hoes better known as tracks [02:27.69]When I grab that mic [02:28.81]I spit these raps [02:29.77]I start workin the hoes [02:31.04]And it just don't stop [02:32.54]It's goin' on till the panties drop [02:34.30]I'm sir Too Short like I said [02:37.24]***** can't lick don't give me head [02:39.73]Had a fresh young tender [02:41.11]Won't say her name [02:42.13]It's the same old story [02:43.26]Ran the same old game [02:44.56]She can blow more head than [02:45.84]A well blows water [02:47.01]The girl won't stop when [02:48.24]She get started [02:49.37]Like the freak you married [02:50.73]I had to get with her [02:52.06]Ain't no doubt short dog would get her [02:54.14]I'm a cold player I can't lie [02:56.61]They call me playboy Short [02:57.74]And I told you why [02:59.05]I'm a mack so get back [03:01.10]I put my tape in the deck in my Cadillac [03:03.78]And as my ride goes on definitely [03:05.56]I speak each word loud as can be [03:07.89]I'm the T double O and like I said [03:10.82]If your girlfriends freakin' [03:12.16]I accept all head [03:13.39]Scream out the combination [03:15.03]And I open the lock [03:16.05]Plug in the mic jack [03:17.12]And then rock that cock [03:18.42]Back to back like the Oakland Raiders [03:20.77]In and out like your crossfaders [03:23.13]Makin' people dance all [03:24.37]Over the floor [03:25.58]Lovin that rapper named sir Too Short [03:27.79]You got my bank little girl [03:29.17]No time to act silly [03:30.48]I'm dynamite baby [03:31.29]And my name ain't Willy [03:32.77]Cold as hell hard to stop [03:35.04]I spit these raps and rock yo block [03:37.46]Hit the city talkin' 'bout It's goin' on [03:39.81]And the next thing you know [03:41.27]The whole nations gone [03:42.21]It's too Short on the mic [03:43.78]And I'm spittin' mo raps [03:45.14]Than any rapper you like [03:46.63]So all you suckers worth [03:48.32]Rappers you hate my beat [03:49.66]All I gotta say is don't **** with me [03:51.95]My game is tight my bank is made [03:53.77]You can hate big Short [03:55.41]But I still get paid [03:56.56]You say I can't I say you can [03:58.77]Show respect little boy [04:00.17]When you deal with a man [04:02.36]I saw you laughin' when [04:03.51]You came in the place [04:04.36]Punk I start laughin' [04:05.04]When I spit in your face [04:06.11]See I know how I feel [04:07.35]I should be shut at dawn [04:08.43]But I'm a true MC I keep rockin' on [04:10.64]I won't say I'm best won't declare I'm bad [04:12.81]I'm just a rappin' ********** [04:14.28]With a hard *** rap [04:15.79]Too Short cold comin' up [04:18.08]Say a rap homeoby get [04:19.61]The mic out your butt [04:20.71]Be a man if you can 'coz [04:22.21]It might get worse [04:23.00]You be walkin' 'round town [04:24.16]With a wig and a purse [04:25.33]No tellin' what's next [04:26.34]I don't know [04:27.15]Like the Mack said homie **** the ho [04:29.42] [04:31.14]I'll be good to you [04:33.43]You'll be good to me [04:34.97] [04:35.70]Anything you want [04:37.77]Or anything you need [04:39.86] [04:40.59]I got my eye on you [04:42.64]And I'm into you [04:44.55] [04:45.19]I'll give you all my dough [04:47.45]You just **** that ho [04:49.72]I'm never draggin' when I'm rhymin' [04:50.91]'Coz I make a lotta money [04:52.05]I jump into my car [04:53.06]Drop it if It's sunny [04:54.38]Doggin' the freaks and all that sh*t [04:56.68]Long haired hoes with real big tIt's [04:59.22]I'm a eastside player oh yes I am [05:01.61]Grab the microphone [05:02.46]And start makin' grands [05:03.60]I take a freak to her [05:05.13]Room not a hotel trick [05:06.24]I cold chill out at the Motel Six [05:08.50]I'm ridin in the car and [05:10.32]I can't be found [05:11.35]I'm the hardest ********** [05:12.26]Rappin' from this town [05:13.40]My name is sir too Short [05:14.70]And if you say So what [05:15.97]I look you in your eye [05:17.26]And wouldn't give a **** [05:18.33]I live a California lifestyle [05:19.46]Ain't no trip [05:20.58]8 years on the mike [05:21.92]And ain't faked it yet [05:23.03]So when you see me on stage [05:24.51]I won't blow you a kiss [05:25.65]I put my finger in the air [05:26.97]And tell you just like this [05:28.05]Say ***** [05:28.71] [05:44.08]**** the ho [05:45.04]**** The Ho - Too $hort