Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily-Cledus T. Judd

[ti:Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily] [ar:Cledus T. Judd] [al:Cledus Navidad] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily - Cledus T. Judd [00:13.27]Twas the fight before Christmas [00:15.72] [00:16.38]When all through the house [00:18.44]No furniture left standing [00:21.04]No TV or couch [00:22.45] [00:23.06]Our aquarium heck they even [00:25.03]Knocked over my Chia Pet [00:26.49] [00:27.48]Memaw was flung 'cross [00:29.09]The room by her hair [00:30.57] [00:31.35]By her sister Ethel who [00:33.04]Never fought fair [00:34.46] [00:35.05]Let's get ready to tumble [00:38.05]The children all wrestled [00:39.28]And jumped off the beds [00:40.50] [00:41.23]Dropping elbows and knees [00:42.62]On each other's heads [00:43.62] [00:44.24]And Mamaw wth her frying [00:45.59]Pan and Pa with his bat [00:47.31]Cleared half the room [00:48.35]In ten seconds flat [00:49.48] [00:50.07]The whole brawl began [00:51.09]From an innocent matter [00:52.36]When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said [00:54.06]She looks a whole lot fatter [00:55.80]She knocked him through [00:56.90]The window he fell with a crash [00:58.79]Tore down the gutters and [01:00.16]Busted his leg really bad [01:02.38]You ought to have saw it [01:03.32]It looked like he'd been [01:04.13]In a motorcycle wreck [01:04.61]No Kiddin [01:04.84]Yeah awful I couldn't [01:06.01]Turn to look at it [01:07.58]You see both sides of our [01:08.81]Family have never gotten along [01:10.24]And every holiday [01:11.67]Something always go wrong [01:12.86] [01:13.71]You ain't supposed to fight [01:15.32]But spread joy in this season [01:17.08]But when they get the nog [01:18.40]They just look for a reason [01:19.82] [01:20.46]In no time at all everybody joined in [01:22.91]And right there we squared [01:24.61]Off with our closest of kin [01:26.24]It's a time for givin said Uncle Bill [01:28.65]As he gave a black eye [01:30.42]To his brother in law Phil [01:32.26]I heard somebody say [01:33.26]It's the thought that counts [01:35.07]And right now I'm thinking [01:36.22]About knocking your butt out [01:37.82]Presents and fists [01:39.08]Flew all over the room [01:40.31]And Nana had some fancy [01:41.90]Moves with the broom [01:42.82] [01:43.42]She took out three cousins [01:45.25]And knocked down the tree [01:46.77]And I ducked just in [01:47.98]Time she swung out at me [01:49.74]It's my favorite time of year [01:52.55]Dad always has too much beer [01:54.98] [01:55.49]Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer [01:58.29]Merry Christmas from [01:59.90]The whole fam damily [02:01.25] [02:01.79]Tie the antlers on the dog [02:03.79] [02:04.50]Save some shine for Santa Claus [02:07.46]From all the in laws and outlaws [02:10.44]Merry Christmas from [02:11.77]The whole fam damily [02:13.25] [02:14.09]I crawled to the phone [02:15.37]Lord it seemed like a mile [02:16.95]And called 9 1 1 which [02:18.62]We keep on speed dial [02:19.94]In a matter of minutes [02:21.14]Out the window appeared [02:22.45]Flashing blue lights and [02:23.96]The Sherrif John Deere [02:24.91] [02:25.64]Just then six men burst [02:27.55]Through the door [02:28.64]Some yelling Hands up Some [02:30.70]Get on the floor [02:31.91]A stray punch from Grandpa [02:33.36]Found the sherrif's chin [02:35.18]And just for good measure [02:37.01]He clocked him again [02:38.28]It took all 6 cops to get [02:40.68]Grandpa in cuffs [02:41.88]You know he gets feisty [02:42.99]When he runs out of snuff [02:44.71]We all stopped our fighting [02:46.16]And cheered Grandpa on [02:47.21] [02:47.80]Heck I thought he could take [02:49.17]Them I guess I was wrong [02:50.75]As they dragged him outside [02:52.19]He yelled I've been framed [02:53.83]He was kicking and screaming [02:55.26]And calling them names [02:56.41]You bleep You bleep [02:57.84]Let me go you bleep [02:59.44]You donut eatin stupid [03:00.57]Bleep son of a bleep [03:01.89]We stood on the porch as [03:03.93]Did all our neighbors [03:04.90] [03:05.81]Who always took interest [03:07.10]In our family's behavior [03:08.28] [03:09.24]Mind your own business [03:10.37]We heard Grandma shout [03:12.04] [03:12.89]And We'll take back the [03:14.59]Presents and then come bail you out [03:16.94]By now we'd forgotten what [03:18.28]We were fighting for [03:19.58] [03:20.39]We were battered and bruised [03:21.80]But united once more [03:23.01] [03:23.63]Then we all joined hands and [03:25.32]Sang Violent Night [03:26.55]Violent Night [03:27.96]And we heard Grandpa exclaim as [03:30.20]They drove off out of sight [03:31.76] [03:32.28]Merry Christmas to all MAN [03:34.77]That was a good fight [03:36.00] [03:37.73]Deck your neighbor deck the halls [03:40.36]Tis the season for a brawl [03:42.99] [03:43.52]From all of us to all of y'all [03:46.45]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily [03:49.79] [03:52.46]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily [03:55.96] [03:58.38]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily