Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer-Cledus T. Judd

[ti:Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer] [ar:Cledus T. Judd] [al:Cledus Navidad] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Cledus T. Judd [00:06.00]Well a couple of good friends of mine [00:07.65]Elmo and Patsy wrote me [00:09.77]And said they'd written the perfect [00:11.02]Country Christmas comedy song [00:12.87]I said No you didn't [00:15.03]You didn't mention nothing about [00:16.69] [00:18.44]Well yeah you pretty much [00:19.46]Got it all I mean grandma [00:20.72] [00:21.66]And of course the family [00:22.81]And getting drunk [00:23.90]And run over by heavy machinery and [00:26.17] [00:26.68]Well since I needed the money [00:28.08]I felt obliged to include [00:28.92]It on this record [00:29.89] [00:31.22]And it goes a little something like this [00:32.65] [00:33.41]Grandma got run over [00:35.23]By a reindeer [00:37.39] [00:38.97]Walking home from our [00:40.57]House Christmas Eve [00:42.30] [00:44.39]You can say there's [00:45.69]No such thing as Santa [00:47.77] [00:49.63]But as for me and Grandpa [00:52.11]We believe [00:53.21] [00:55.88]She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog [00:58.50] [01:00.06]And we'd begged her not to go [01:02.27] [01:03.91]But she'd forgot her medication [01:06.50] [01:07.15]And she staggered out [01:08.15]The door into the snow [01:09.84] [01:11.78]When they found her [01:12.77]Christmas mornin' [01:13.84] [01:15.87]At the scene of the attack [01:17.79] [01:19.89]She had hoof prints on her forehead [01:22.25] [01:23.02]And incriminatin' [01:24.48]Claus marks on her back [01:25.85] [01:27.70]Grandma got run over [01:29.70]By a reindeer [01:31.33] [01:32.90]Walking home from our [01:34.72]House Christmas Eve [01:36.18] [01:38.13]You can say there's [01:39.41]No such thing as Santa [01:41.84] [01:43.26]But as for me and Grandpa [01:45.55]We believe [01:46.71] [01:49.66]Now we're all so proud of Grandpa [01:52.21] [01:53.66]He's been takin' this so well [01:55.69] [01:57.61]See him in there watchin' football [02:00.00] [02:00.66]Drinkin' beer and playin' [02:01.81]Cards with cousin Mell [02:03.62] [02:05.30]It's not Christmas without Grandma [02:07.71] [02:09.16]All the family's dressed in black [02:11.10] [02:13.24]And we just can't help but wonder [02:16.03]Should we open up her [02:17.31]Gifts or send them back? [02:19.06]Send them back [02:19.85] [02:20.64]Grandma got run over [02:22.49]By a reindeer [02:24.46] [02:25.87]Walking home from [02:27.09]Our house Christmas Eve [02:29.21] [02:31.16]You can say there's [02:32.39]No such thing as Santa [02:34.94] [02:36.32]But as for me and Grandpa [02:38.66]We believe [02:40.09] [02:42.37]Now the goose is on the table [02:44.93] [02:46.55]And the pudding made of fig [02:48.77] [02:50.51]And a blue and silver candle [02:52.64] [02:53.47]That would have just matched [02:54.55]The hair in grandma's wig [02:56.53] [02:58.11]I've warned all [02:59.02]My friends and neighbors [03:00.75] [03:02.13]Better watch out for yourselves [03:03.96] [03:06.06]They should never give a license [03:08.17] [03:08.98]To a man who drives a sleigh [03:10.93]And plays with elves [03:12.01] [03:13.38]Grandma got run over by a reindeer [03:17.14] [03:18.63]Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [03:21.84] [03:23.95]You can say there's no such thing as Santa [03:27.32] [03:29.07]But as for me and Grandpa we believe [03:32.40] [03:33.28]But as for me and Grandpa we belive [03:43.85] [03:48.29]We belive