What A World-Benny Hill

[ti:What A World] [ar:Benny Hill] [al:The Ultimate Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]What A World (美好世界) - Benny Hill [00:02.86]Written by：benny Hill [00:05.72]Now it was Christmas Day in the jailhouse [00:07.77] [00:08.38]The old man sat in his cell [00:09.97] [00:11.06]Put out your pudding for treacle [00:13.00]He heard the warden yell [00:15.00] [00:16.26]If you want treacle on your pudding [00:18.20] [00:19.02]Put it out without delay [00:20.38] [00:21.68]The old man put out his pudding [00:23.40] [00:24.11]And the warden took it away [00:25.42] [00:26.46]What a world what a world what a place what a place [00:30.44] [00:31.12]Ain't you glad you're a remember of the human race [00:34.11] [00:36.09]Now the folksinger came from America [00:37.70] [00:38.59]To sing at the Albert Hall [00:40.20] [00:40.92]He sang his songs of protest [00:42.58] [00:43.36]And fairer shares for all [00:45.29] [00:47.00]He sang how the poor were much too poor [00:49.65]And the rich too rich by far [00:51.18] [00:52.01]Then he drove back to his penthouse [00:54.32]In his brand new Rolls Royce car [00:56.45] [00:57.13]What a world what a world what a place what a place [01:01.05] [01:01.70]Ain't you glad you're a remember of the human race [01:04.61] [01:06.69]Now Annie's a shorthand typist [01:08.40] [01:09.32]Working for the B B C [01:10.82] [01:11.86]Her brother Jackie's in prison d [01:13.47]Doing three years for forgery [01:15.57] [01:17.73]Her sister Josie's in Holloway [01:19.49] [01:20.16]In Dartmoor is her Uncle Jim [01:21.99] [01:22.53]And her dad runs a pirate radio ship [01:24.99]But she never talks about him [01:26.78] [01:27.53]What a world what a world what a place what a place [01:31.69] [01:32.21]Ain't you glad you're a remember of the human race [01:35.24] [01:37.19]Now three old maids had a she-cat [01:39.21] [01:39.95]Kept her indoors night and day [01:41.49] [01:42.41]Kept her away from the he-cats [01:43.92] [01:44.46]Thought she'd like it better that way [01:46.36] [01:48.24]Then one old maid went and got married [01:50.61]The next morning she hastened to write [01:52.29] [01:53.06]A note to the others which simply said [01:55.60]Let kitty out tonight [01:57.02] [01:58.06]What a world what a world what a place what a place [02:02.32] [02:02.90]Ain't you glad you're a remember of the human race [02:05.62] [02:07.71]Now the b***on was pressed the world destroyed [02:10.17]Leaving just one solitary man [02:11.71] [02:12.52]And at the top of the Empire State Building [02:15.01]His lonely existance began [02:17.06] [02:18.90]But his loneliness was too much so he jumped [02:21.39]And he fell like a bird with one wing [02:23.17] [02:23.79]And as he passed the seventh floor [02:25.67] [02:26.80]He heard the telephone ring [02:28.36] [02:29.11]What a world what a world what a place what a place [02:33.38]Ain't you glad you're a remember of the human race