Gather In The Mushrooms-Benny Hill

[ti:Gather in the Mushrooms] [ar:Benny Hill] [al:The 1961 British Hit Parade Part 1 Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Gather In The Mushrooms - Benny Hill [00:37.87]Lucy went down on a farm tried to milk a cow [00:40.70]Though she tried she couldn't [00:41.69]Get the hang of it somehow [00:43.59]The farmer looked at Lucy [00:45.02]And murmured with a frown [00:46.50]"Well you just hang on tightly [00:47.79]Gal and she'll jump up and down " [00:49.34]Oh gather in the mushrooms put 'em in a pot [00:52.58]Pop 'em in the oven an serve 'em piping hot [00:55.95] [00:57.83]To make herself more beautiful [00:59.17]She thought she'd bathe in milk [01:00.58]She said "I'll have a bathful " [01:01.87]To her milkman Jackie Wilke [01:03.49]He said [01:03.96]"Do you want it pasturized before I pour it in " [01:06.49]She said [01:06.96]"No I'll be happy if it comes up to my chin " [01:09.23]Oh gather in the mushrooms [01:11.08]Put 'em in a pot [01:12.50]Pop 'em in the oven [01:13.65]An serve 'em piping hot [01:17.79]The farmer called at Lucy one dark [01:19.62]And stormy night [01:20.48]She said "You are too old for me [01:22.25]Because your hair is white " [01:23.57]He looked into her eyes [01:24.65]And then he knew he'd have to tell her [01:26.57]"There's snow upon the roof [01:27.76]But there's a fire in the cellar " [01:29.43]Oh gather in the mushrooms [01:31.21]Put 'em in a pot [01:32.74]Pop 'em in the oven [01:34.12]An serve 'em piping hot [01:37.87]She took him in the kitchen [01:39.27]She was his turtle dove [01:40.62]And then she started cooking [01:42.21]Dumplings on the stove [01:43.75]She wore a low cut dress [01:44.98]Oh it was as green as clover [01:46.75]He jumped with glee [01:47.68]'Cause he could see her dumplings boiling over [01:49.56]Oh gather in the mushrooms [01:51.31]Put 'em in a pot [01:52.79]Pop 'em in the oven [01:53.97]An serve 'em piping hot [01:57.93]She said [01:58.41]"You give me half a crown I will read your palm " [02:00.81]And then she saw his love line [02:02.34]Went half way up his arm [02:03.75]So now she's changed her prices [02:05.18]Although she's just as willing [02:06.75]It's big fat men at two pound ten [02:08.42]And little boys a shilling [02:09.71]Oh gather in the mushrooms put 'em in a pot [02:12.83]Pop 'em in the oven and serve 'em piping hot [02:15.48]We're gonna gather in the mushrooms [02:17.28]Put 'em in a pot [02:18.77]Pop 'em in the oven and serve them pi ping hot