Sofa King-Danger Doom

[ti:Sofa King] [ar:Danger Doom] [al:The Mouse and The Mask] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sofa King - Danger Doom [00:05.97]Please read from sheets [00:07.30] [00:07.99]I am I am [00:10.06] [00:10.63]Sofa King [00:12.16]Sofa King [00:13.34] [00:15.72]Scared of a bunch of water [00:17.03]Then get out the rain [00:18.21]Order a rapper for lunch [00:19.59]And spit out the chain [00:20.98]Then kick a lungee off [00:22.01]The tip of his timbo [00:23.36]And trick a honey dip [00:24.35]Into a game of strip limbo [00:26.27]Odd he couldn't find no remorse [00:28.40]A wink is as good [00:29.47]As a nod to a blind horse [00:30.98]Of course his technique [00:31.97]Was from a divine source [00:33.27]Never new the price [00:34.84]Of ice or what swine cost [00:36.82]One guy tried to bite the heat [00:38.65]That's when he discovered [00:39.78]The other other white meat [00:41.53]Oh the one they hate so well [00:43.80]He sure keeps it psycho [00:44.93]Like the old Bates motel [00:46.62]They came to ask him for [00:47.79]At least some new tracks [00:49.05]But only got confronted [00:49.91]By the beast with two backs [00:51.40] [00:52.32]Knock Mouse is a made man [00:54.19]Villain laid it down [00:55.25]Like the best laid plan [00:56.64]Belle the cat who [00:57.52]The hell is that near the middle [00:59.06]Got y'all but it's not all beer and Skittles [01:01.84]Prepare the vittles got riddles and spittles [01:04.69]Crystal clear to the jock or the tittle [01:06.88] [01:07.59]Sssst it's hot off the griddle [01:09.29]Came to take the cake [01:10.46]Whether it's a lot or a little [01:12.33]Ka-boom doom is nervous large [01:14.71]You could tell by his [01:15.82]Blooming room service charge [01:17.06] [01:18.00]Dark and tall to boot [01:19.43]The only thing was wrong [01:20.64]Was he was bald as a Klute [01:22.17]Used to rent a van from [01:23.50]Peter Pan the red and tan [01:25.00]And keep the human [01:25.81]Foot for his dead man's hand [01:27.53]This was when the mask [01:28.56]Was brand-spankin' new [01:29.51]Before it got rusted [01:31.01]From drankin' all the brew [01:32.45] [01:33.41]Stankin' too pew [01:34.49]Kept all his earnings [01:36.02]In the bank and his shoe [01:37.62]Spat what he knew [01:38.77]Energy for true [01:39.86]To all fake rappers [01:41.10]Twenty-three skidoo [01:42.86]Excuse you any room in the class front [01:45.00]For a blast of the blunt [01:46.69]Shroomin' since last month [01:47.98]Doom a human in [01:48.87]The mask born to stunt [01:50.14]Danger zoomin' past [01:51.35]Mad fast on the hunt [01:52.83]Keep your streets [01:53.63]We got the city neatly conquered [01:55.45]Discretely with the CD [01:56.45]'Til they be completely bunkered [01:57.85] [01:58.37]The fans demanded it [01:59.62]Handled it swallow it [02:00.79]His own brand of sh*t [02:01.93]If only he could bottle it [02:03.24]Hmm nah she could get messy [02:05.46]The feds tried to torture [02:06.80]Him for the secret recipe [02:08.30]He said "It's no use [02:09.44]I only know half [02:10.85]No speaka de English [02:11.95]I only do the math" [02:13.15] [02:13.91]Bzzt felt no pain [02:15.81]His brain was saturated [02:16.95]With coc*ine and Rogaine [02:18.55]He said "Try scan [02:19.80]No thing three-card dead [02:21.32]Fly man go for bling he got bled [02:23.26]I jam over sting see spots red [02:26.03]I am Sofa King we Todd Ed" [02:28.50] [02:29.38]We Todd Ed [02:30.52] [02:31.17]Now repeat all very fast please [02:33.23]I am Sofa King [02:35.55]Faster [02:36.19]I am Sofa King [02:38.42]No no not so fast loses meaning [02:40.82]I am so f**king retarded [02:42.67] [02:44.14]You say funny thing