Sofa King-Danger Doom

[ti:Sofa King] [ar:Danger Doom] [al:The Mouse and The Mask] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.40]Please read from sheets [00:01.74] [00:02.56]I am I am [00:04.18] [00:05.17]Sofa King [00:05.83] [00:06.89]Sofa King [00:07.69] [00:08.97]Scared of a bunch of water then get out the rain [00:11.69]Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain [00:14.29]Then kick a lungee off the tip of his timbo [00:16.67]And trick a honey dip into a game of strip limbo [00:18.82] [00:19.63]Odd he couldn't find no remorse [00:21.72]A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse [00:24.29]Of course his technique was from a divine source [00:26.85]Never new the price of ice or what swine cost [00:29.19] [00:30.28]One guy tried to bite the heat [00:32.27]That's when he discovered the other other white meat [00:34.22] [00:35.19]Oh the one they hate so well [00:37.15]He sure keeps it psycho like the old Bates motel [00:39.26] [00:39.90]They came to ask him for at least some new tracks [00:42.41]But only got confronted by the beast with two backs [00:44.35] [00:45.55]Knock Mouse is a made man [00:47.60]Villain laid it down like the best laid plan [00:49.89]Belle the cat who the hell is that near the middle [00:52.50]Got y'all but it's not all beer and Skittles [00:54.36] [00:55.23]Prepare the vittles got riddles and spittles [00:57.97]Crystal clear to the jock or the tittle [01:00.14] [01:00.89]Sssst it's hot off the griddle [01:02.73]Came to take the cake whether it's a lot or a little [01:05.09] [01:05.79]Ka-boom doom is nervous large [01:07.97]You could tell by his blooming room service charge [01:09.97] [01:11.34]Dark and tall to boot [01:12.93]The only thing was wrong was he was bald as a Klute [01:15.67]Used to rent a van from Peter Pan the red and tan [01:18.31]And keep the human foot for his dead man's hand [01:20.27] [01:20.85]This was when the mask was brand-spankin' new [01:23.13]Before it got rusted from drankin' all the brew [01:25.30] [01:26.75]Stankin' too pew [01:28.22]Kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe [01:30.81]Spat what he knew energy for true [01:32.80] [01:33.35]To all fake rappers twenty-three skidoo [01:35.23] [01:36.26]Excuse you any room in the class front [01:38.46]For a blast of the blunt shroomin' since last month [01:40.58] [01:41.23]Doom a human in the mask born to stunt [01:43.67]Danger zoomin' past mad fast on the hunt [01:46.12]Keep your streets we got the city neatly conquered [01:48.86]Discretely with the CD 'til they be completely bunkered [01:50.80] [01:51.78]The fans demanded it handled it swallow it [01:54.13]His own brand of sh*t if only he could bottle it [01:56.21] [01:56.74]Hmm nah she could get messy [01:58.81]The feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe [02:00.89] [02:01.64]He said "It's no use I only know half [02:03.82]No speaka de English I only do the math" [02:06.17] [02:07.27]Bzzt felt no pain [02:08.90]His brain was saturated with coc*ine and Rogaine [02:11.02] [02:11.96]He said "Try scan no thing three-card dead [02:14.51]Fly man go for bling he got bled [02:16.58]I jam over sting see spots red [02:18.70] [02:19.36]I am Sofa King we Todd Ed" [02:21.57] [02:22.52]We Todd Ed [02:23.51] [02:24.26]Now repeat all very fast please [02:26.57]I am Sofa King [02:28.79]Faster [02:29.52]I am Sofa King [02:31.61]No no not so fast loses meaning [02:33.14] [02:33.94]I am so f**king retarded [02:35.46] [02:37.32]You say funny thing [02:39.21]Sofa King - Danger Doom