Advice From a Divorced Gentleman to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage-Of Montreal

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:05.44]You should stay away from roses
你应该远离玫瑰 [00:08.06] [00:08.69]And be careful to avoid chocolate hearts
小心不要吃巧克力心 [00:11.49] [00:12.68]Keep distant from romantic notions
远离浪漫的想法 [00:16.16] [00:17.33]Cause that's where love most often starts
因为那就是爱情最开始的地方 [00:20.34] [00:22.41]Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
千万不要碰钻石 [00:24.83] [00:26.06]And mink coats are most certainly out too
貂皮大衣肯定也过时了 [00:28.74] [00:29.93]For if she goes in for that kind of thing
如果她喜欢这种东西 [00:33.88] [00:34.60]She just might fall then what you will do
她可能会倒下那你会怎么做 [00:38.12] [00:39.04]You know you've always been the sort
你知道你一直都是 [00:41.71] [00:43.25]Who's truly only fond of the sport
真正热爱运动的人 [00:45.70] [00:46.56]And who will never be satisfied
永远不会满足 [00:49.37] [00:50.91]Reclining in slippers by the fireside
穿着拖鞋斜倚在火炉边 [00:53.54] [00:54.76]With a wife's constant nagging
妻子不停地唠叨 [00:57.29]For things that you can't provide
因为你无法给予的东西 [00:59.74] [01:01.65]Who no longer bears resemblance
不再有相似之处 [01:04.14] [01:04.96]To that soft spoken flower
伴着那轻柔细语的花朵 [01:07.13] [01:08.78]You were so desperate to have for your bride
你那么渴望拥有你的新娘 [01:11.88] [01:17.24]Too much conversing with a woman
和女人喋喋不休 [01:19.72]Tends to dull a man's wit
让人变得愚昧无知 [01:21.49] [01:22.75]Never be taken in by poets
永远不要被诗人欺骗 [01:25.21] [01:25.89]Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
他们说纯洁的爱永远不会褪色 [01:28.88] [01:30.18]Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
虽然爱情可以永存在图书馆里 [01:34.24] [01:34.80]In the real world man it's too easily unmade
在现实世界里朋友一切都易如反掌 [01:38.24] [01:39.86]So don't take your freedom for granted
所以不要把你的自由当做理所当然 [01:42.14] [01:43.20]Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
不要让好奇心带你出去兜风 [01:46.02] [01:47.48]As years drag on when you wake up next to her
年复一年当你在她身边醒来 [01:51.36] [01:52.15]You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
你会在睡梦中希望你已经死去