Mr Consistency-Momus

[ti:Mr Consistency] [ar:Momus] [al:Hypnoprism] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr Consistency - Momus [00:15.38]I say the opposite of what I say [00:18.65] [00:20.15]They call me Mr Consistency [00:24.07] [00:25.03]I climb to the bottom of the top of the hill [00:28.80] [00:29.71]And I open my shirt cos I felt a chill [00:33.63] [00:34.71]Well I walk on the ceiling and my hair is grey [00:38.51] [00:39.59]And I love the girls so I must be gay [00:43.63] [00:44.58]I'm incredible baby I am a dwarf [00:49.63]And I walk so tall that I touch the earth [00:54.01] [00:54.65]You're beautiful and you know that girl [00:58.46] [00:59.37]You're the ugliest girl in the whole wide world [01:03.74] [01:04.70]I say the opposite of what I say [01:08.33] [01:09.65]They call me Mr Consistency [01:13.99]I'm an intelligent guy and I hope to find [01:19.19]Some fool who'll overestimate my mind [01:23.39] [01:24.26]And you're the most fun I have ever had [01:28.26] [01:29.08]Every minute with you is a drag drag drag [01:33.46] [01:34.24]And you're beautiful baby you're so young [01:38.09] [01:39.02]With your hair so grey and your life so done [01:43.30] [01:44.08]And I want to make a move so I make to leave [01:48.05] [01:48.82]Going to catch the last train so make a bed for me [01:53.61] [01:54.25]Consistency I think you'll find [01:58.35] [01:59.18]Is the hobgoblin of small minds [02:03.18] [02:19.04]Well I hope it's not long till you take my ring [02:22.91] [02:24.21]Baby how long is a piece of string [02:27.86] [02:28.78]But you're beautiful and a one off too [02:32.62] [02:33.40]There's an army out there baby just like you [02:37.64] [02:38.75]You're so beautiful that I'm sorry for you [02:42.48] [02:43.40]And I hope I don't mean what I really do [02:48.03] [02:48.92]I'm a Rum Tum Tugger and a human being [02:51.29]With one eye blind and one eye seeing [02:53.31] [02:54.07]Well you can walk through the [02:55.12]World and walk through the sea [02:56.36]But you'll never not find a girl like me [02:58.27] [02:58.87]Before and after chalk and cheese [03:00.66] [03:01.35]They all look the same when you're on your knees [03:03.68]My words are slippy like a snake of soap [03:06.14]On a rope of hope I'm strong as oak [03:08.15] [03:08.72]I have no side I tell no lie [03:11.08]Cos I am such a sketchy guy [03:12.97] [03:13.52]I've got a head for heights so I don't look down [03:16.04]And I love this town so I hate this town [03:18.53]And I wish you well cos I hear you died [03:21.10]You're hot as hell you frigid dyke [03:22.88] [03:23.42]You're beautiful and here you lie [03:25.50] [03:26.02]Too dead to live too cold to die [03:28.13] [03:58.86]Well I like to have a drink so I'm giving it up [04:01.96] [04:02.69]And I want to eat so I'm throwing up [04:07.01] [04:07.86]And I want you now and I want you here [04:11.90] [04:13.42]Baby some other time maybe next year [04:17.69] [04:28.33]I say the opposite of what I say [04:31.59] [04:33.18]They call me Mr Consistency