The Charm Song-Momus

[ti:The Charm Song] [ar:Momus] [al:Hypnoprism] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Charm Song - Momus [00:08.51]Depending on what you want to get [00:12.47] [00:15.96]In life there are many etiquettes [00:21.48] [00:24.16]The way to get rich is to stitch people up [00:30.12] [00:31.99]The way to get laid is to hang around drunks [00:38.14] [00:39.32]But there's one thing you must tell yourself [00:43.89] [00:47.20]One principle that comes before all else [00:52.00] [00:54.91]It's something your grandfather knew [00:59.93] [01:04.29]Lack of charm can be fatal to you [01:09.29] [01:14.57]I once knew a pig from Brazil [01:19.04] [01:21.64]Who was ritually slaughtered then killed [01:27.41] [01:29.90]The same thing could easily happen to you and me [01:36.48] [01:37.85]If we lack the disarming knack [01:41.92] [01:42.96]Of being totally charming [01:46.04]I once knew a backbiting b**ch [01:50.29] [01:53.46]Who told lies that made my eyes itch [01:58.16] [02:01.39]The reason that she's living still [02:05.90] [02:10.61]Is that b**ch was too charming to kill [02:15.74] [02:18.74]Yes it's something your grandmother knew that ho [02:25.76] [02:28.74]Lack of charm can be fatal to you