Flinty Kind Of Woman-Dar Williams

[ti:Flinty Kind Of Woman] [ar:Dar Williams] [al:The Honesty Room] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]Flinty Kind Of Woman - Dar Williams [00:00.02]Written by：Dar William [00:00.04] [00:08.83]It's a small town life and I like it [00:10.72]'Cause the bad don't get in your way [00:12.93]There's an angry god they're gonna strike it [00:14.83]Yeah that's what we pay him for that's why we pray [00:18.05]Well I guess the angry God he was a-fishing [00:19.52] [00:20.07]When Molly called me up with the news [00:21.39] [00:22.05]Within the space of a week yeah a pervert or a sex freak [00:24.44]Let the kids take a peek that's more than a little cheek [00:28.90]No pun intended ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay [00:33.50]Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman [00:35.78]And you don't act smart and you don't touch my children [00:37.59]If the young man wants to see the sun go down [00:43.14]Well there was no time fooling with the trifles [00:44.56] [00:45.13]So there was no use in telling the men [00:47.14]They would just go running for their rifles [00:48.37] [00:48.99]And then once you got him couldn't get him again [00:52.10]So peg got a bolt of fishing tackle [00:53.30] [00:54.26]And Marge got her gardening clips [00:56.30]And Sally Labiche put her hound on a leash [00:58.30]And the timer on the quiche she's kind of nouveau riche [01:02.28]But we like her ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay [01:06.63]Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman [01:08.63]And you don't act fresh and you don't touch my children [01:10.62]If the young man wants to see the sun go down [01:26.48]It was the kids who spotted him a running [01:28.37]As we drove through the harbor fog [01:30.32]And that's when we got our engines gunning [01:31.55] [01:32.14]'Cause we knew he was headed for the cranberry bog [01:35.39]We got our hip-high rubber boots strapped on [01:36.82] [01:37.37]And molly got the big flashlights out [01:38.55] [01:39.50]And by the welcome to new England sign [01:40.82]Got him with the fishing line in the dark smell of brine [01:43.93]Betty said this one is mine [01:46.46]She is ruthless ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay [01:50.98]Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman [01:52.64]And you just say no and you don't touch my children [01:54.50]If the young man wants to see the sun go down [02:00.65]Well we didn't have to drag him and a-jail him [02:02.68]'Cause you don't have to take it so far [02:04.67]When your roots go back to old Salem [02:06.59]And you've got a local chapter of the Dar [02:09.74]And now I don't go tooting on my lobsters [02:11.79]'Cause your pride doesn't go with your plaid [02:13.85]But it's a victory won and it couldn't be done [02:15.62]By the hippy-dippy flaky-shaky fun-in-the-sun [02:19.85]Braless wonders ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay [02:24.17]Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman [02:26.12]And you know your place and you don't touch my children [02:28.40]If the young man wants to see the sun go down [02:30.14] [02:31.73]If the young man wants to see the sun go down