The Babysitter's Here-Dar Williams

[ti:The Babysitter's Here] [ar:Dar Williams] [al:The Honesty Room] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]The Babysitter's Here - Dar Williams [00:00.02]Written by：Dar Williams/Dar William [00:00.04] [00:07.41]Tonight was just great she taught us the sign for peace [00:14.01]Now she's made us some popcorn [00:16.15]We've turned out the lights and we're watching movies [00:21.39]I don't understand and she tries to explain [00:24.79]How a spaceship is riding through somebody's brain [00:27.90]And there's blood and guts and [00:32.10] [00:35.96]She's the best one that we've ever had [00:38.81]She sits on her hair and she's tall as my dad [00:42.30]And she tie dyed my shirt and she pierced her own ear [00:46.09]And it's peace man cool yeah the babysitter's here [00:58.64]Her boyfriend is Tom but we call him the King of Romance [01:01.88] [01:05.58]He wears an American flag on the butt of his ripped up pants [01:11.97]And will they get married with kids of their own [01:16.32]He says "Not if she's going to college [01:18.92]We won't" and he kisses her oh [01:22.91] [01:24.39]Someday I'll have a boyfriend just like that [01:27.60]She's the best one that we've ever had [01:30.52]She sits on her hair and she's tall as my dad [01:34.15]And she got mad at dinner when Tom drank a beer [01:37.85]But peace man cool hey the babysitter's here [01:46.31]And we all went to see her go dance at the high school [01:49.74]We made her a big card and she told us that she'd be the unicorn [01:55.56] [01:56.31]Wearing the pink leotard and there she was leaping up just like she said [02:03.99]With the sparkling horn coming out of her head [02:07.15]And she's oh oh oh oh I can't wait to give her the card [02:13.19]I can't wait to give her the card she's the best one [02:22.87]Okay so the play was called "The Unicorn" [02:25.54]And she was the Unicorn so that means [02:28.04]That the star was my babysitter [02:39.43]But it's Saturday night I can't sleep and we're watching the news [02:46.19]She says "Do me a favor [02:48.18]Don't go with a guy who would make you choose" [02:53.01]And I don't understand and she tries to explain [02:57.38]And all that mascara runs down in her pain [03:00.77]'Cause she's leaving me oh [03:10.17]You're the best one that we've ever had [03:13.75]You sit on your hair and you're tall as my dad [03:18.75]And I'll make you a picture for college next year [03:24.01]So hush now peace man the babysitter's here [03:34.64]The best babysitter's here