Master Of The House-Les Misérables Live! The 2010 Cast/Ashley Artus/Lynne Wilmot

[ti:Master of the House] [ar:Les Misérables Live! The 2010 ] [al:Les Misérables Live! (The 2010] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Master Of The House - Les Misérables Live! The 2010 Cast/Ashley Artus/Lynne Wilmot [00:03.39]Come on, you old pest!
来吧，你这老害虫 [00:04.65]Fetch a bottle of your best!
拿一瓶最好的酒来 [00:05.96]What's the nectar of the day?
今天有什么果汁饮料 [00:07.64] [00:08.89]Here try this lot
多尝试一下 [00:10.15]Guaranteed to hit the spot
保证能找到要害 [00:11.28]Or I'm not Thenardier!
也许我不是德纳第 [00:11.91] [00:13.22]Give us a glass of rum!
给我一杯朗姆酒 [00:15.13]Landlord over here!
房东来这里了 [00:16.45]Right away you scum,
你这坏蛋马上离开 [00:18.07]Right away Monsieur!
先生请马上离开 [00:19.49]God, this place has gone to hell
上帝，这地方真见鬼 [00:21.42]So you tell me every year!
你能告诉我是哪一年吗 [00:23.92] [00:25.93]My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's
我的东西都没有了我的窝都被破坏了 [00:28.05] [00:28.80]My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts
我总是为下流的笑话生气 [00:32.74]My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn,
我的儿子的情人在我的旅馆里生活 [00:37.27] [00:38.02]Homing pigeons homing in
信鸽归巢 [00:40.58]They fly through my doors,
它们飞过我的门前 [00:43.46] [00:45.72]And their money's good as yours!
它们和你的一样好 [00:49.51] [00:52.19]Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
欢迎光临先生请坐下 [00:55.89]And meet the best innkeeper in town
来见见城里最好的旅店老板 [00:59.34] [01:01.27]As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
至于其他的都是大骗子 [01:04.54]Rooking their guests and crooking the books
欺骗他们的客人和他们的钱财 [01:08.24] [01:10.00]Seldom do you see
你很难看到 [01:12.44] [01:13.12]Honest men like me
像我一样诚实的人 [01:15.86]A gent of good intent
善良的人 [01:18.61]Who's content to be
谁会甘心做这样的人 [01:21.50] [01:22.20]Master of the house, doling out the charm
屋子的主人有着不一样的魅力 [01:25.07]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
准备握手 [01:28.01]Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
讲一个生动的故事就会引起小小的轰动 [01:30.57]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
顾客们请享受美好时光 [01:33.51]Glad to do a friend a favor
很高兴有亲友们的支持 [01:35.30] [01:36.40]Doesn't cost me to be nice
做好人是不会吃亏的 [01:38.73] [01:39.23]But nothing gets you nothing
你对什么都无动于衷 [01:40.60]Everything has got a little price!
一切都要付出代价 [01:43.49] [01:44.86]Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
这房子的主人是动物园的饲养员 [01:47.49]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
准备释放他们中的一两个人 [01:50.22]Watering the wine, making up the weight
在红酒里加水会加重重量 [01:53.07]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
当他们不能直接看到时拿走他们的小饰物 [01:55.45] [01:56.10]Everybody loves a landlord
每个人都喜欢的房东 [01:57.79] [01:58.74]Everybody's bosom friend
每个人都有知己 [02:01.62]I do whatever pleases
我要做我应该做的任何事情 [02:02.87]Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
耶稣 我不想这样结束 [02:05.74]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
屋子的主人必须快点得到他的关注 [02:08.18]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
走过路过，不会错过 [02:10.94]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
可怜而伟大的仆人 [02:13.62]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
指导家，哲学家都是终身伴侣 [02:16.45]Everybody's boon companion
每个人都需要好友 [02:19.35]Everybody's chaperone
每个人的伴侣 [02:22.08]But lock up your valises
但是这缚束你 [02:23.05]Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
耶稣 我难道需要撕掉你的外表才能看清你 [02:25.18] [02:30.25]Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
市长先生，放下你的负担 [02:33.56]Unlace your boots, rest from the road
解开你的鞋子，放轻松 [02:37.05] [02:38.80]This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
这有一吨重的行李 [02:42.30]But here we strive to lighten your purse
但是我们已经来给你们减负 [02:45.36] [02:47.68]Here the goose is cooked
在煮鹅肉 [02:49.56] [02:50.81]Here the fat is fried
这里在炼油 [02:53.56]But nothing's overlooked
但是没有什么可以忽视 [02:55.62]Till I'm satisfied
直到我感到满意 [02:58.69] [02:59.38]Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
食物是无与伦比的珍贵 [03:01.95]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
混合在碎肉里面就能成为牛肉 [03:04.76]Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
马的肾脏猫的肝脏 [03:07.44]Filling up the sausages with this and that
在里面装满香肠 [03:10.33]Residents are more than welcome
这样会受到欢迎 [03:13.44]Bridal suite is occupied
新婚套间已满 [03:15.37] [03:16.06]Reasonable charges
合理的收费 [03:17.25]Plus some little extras on the side!
再加上小小的额外支出 [03:20.19] [03:21.44]Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
虱子和老鼠要额外付钱 [03:24.07]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
百分之二的东西都要贵两倍 [03:26.78]Here a little slice, there a little cut
这里一点那里一点 [03:29.34]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
百分之三的时间关上窗户去睡觉 [03:32.19]When it comes to fixing prices
当要涉及到价格的问题时 [03:34.51] [03:35.07]There are a lot of tricks he knows
他知道这其中有很多技巧 [03:37.82]How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
怎样增加怎样减少一点点 [03:40.25]Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
耶稣这样真惊人 [03:42.51] [03:43.13]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
屋子的主人必须快点得到他的关注 [03:45.86]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
走过路过，不会错过 [03:48.58]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
可怜而伟大的仆人 [03:51.15]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
指导家，哲学家都是终身伴侣 [03:53.87]Everybody's boon companion
每个人都需要好友 [03:56.50]Gives 'em everything he's got
给他们所有他拥有的东西 [03:59.26]Dirty bunch of geezers
一伙肮脏的家伙 [04:01.00]Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
耶稣一批糟糕的家伙 [04:03.06] [04:08.95]I used to dream that I would meet a prince
我都会幻想我会遇到王子 [04:12.35] [04:13.02]But God and Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
但是万能的上帝你知道后面都发生了什么 [04:17.27] [04:19.65]Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit!
屋子的主人威胁我 [04:23.63]`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong sh*t!
指导家，哲学家都是终身伴侣 [04:27.88]Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
狡猾的人和伏尔泰 [04:32.13]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
认为他是一个好情人但是却不是这样 [04:36.20]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
对我开这样残酷的玩笑真可怕 [04:42.31]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
上帝知道我一直和这个私生子生活在一起 [04:46.75]Master of the house!
屋子的主人 [04:47.63]Master and a half!
掌握一半的生命 [04:49.06]Comforter, philosopher
指导家，哲学家 [04:50.18]Ah, don't make me laugh!
别开玩笑了 [04:51.61]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
可怜而伟大的仆人 [04:54.18]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
伪君子,谄媚者和醉鬼 [04:57.12]Everybody bless the landlord!
每个人都祝福房东 [05:00.12]Everybody bless his spouse!
每个人都祝福他的配偶 [05:02.56]Everybody raise a glass
大家举杯庆祝 [05:04.53] [05:05.66]Raise it up the master's arse
一起举杯为主人庆祝 [05:07.79] [05:08.41]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
大家一起举杯为主人庆祝