Japan-The Lonely Island

[ti:Japan] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:Turtleneck & Chain] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Japan (日本) - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队) [00:03.10]Whoa [00:04.92]I can't believe we're in Japan [00:07.88]Look at all the lights [00:09.54]The food [00:10.61]The people [00:12.23]Wow [00:13.54]We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan ) [00:19.25]We've never been to Japan [00:21.11]So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan [00:25.33]And our label has to pay for it [00:27.50]Here we are at our five star hotel [00:30.46]The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION (In Japan ) [00:33.90]The views are amazing [00:35.50]And their champagne waiting [00:37.14]Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy ) [00:40.34]And now the label has to pay for the video (yay ) [00:43.72]And pay for everything that we say (no matter what ) [00:47.30]For example I'll be getting a massage right now [00:50.51]And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive ) (Who cares ) [00:54.59]Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm ) [00:59.37]And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland [01:02.46]And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for [01:07.28]Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia ) [01:12.90]The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends [01:16.00]But we are white and we're friends (In Japan) [01:21.30]At this point in the video we'll be super drunk (WEEEE ) [01:24.77]Standing near some kind of Dragon [01:27.28]And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties [01:30.69]Out of one of those pervert vending machines [01:34.71]Now we've seen sumo wrestling live [01:36.61] [01:38.31]Unless we get dropped by our label [01:40.91]Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us ) [01:46.29]It's all part of our master plan [01:48.74]To get some much needed R&R [01:51.09]At the expense of Universal Records [01:54.33] [01:55.25]Wow Look at all this Japanese money [01:57.70]It's called Yen [01:58.73]I heard it's worth more than American money [02:00.89]Let's dump it in the river [02:02.88](phone rings) [02:03.86]Moshi Moshi [02:05.02]Guys it's the label [02:06.29]This video's really expensive and- [02:07.56]BYE [02:08.82]Pokemon [02:10.45]Dump it in the River [02:12.14]Our rental car [02:13.53]Dump it in the River [02:15.37]This old guy [02:16.90]Dump him in the river [02:18.75]And now we're flying home first class