Threw It On The Ground-The Lonely Island

[ti:Threw It On The Ground] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:Turtleneck & Chain] [by:] [offset:0] [00:05.06]I was walkin' through the city streets [00:06.24]And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink [00:11.69]Run faster Jump higher [00:14.13]Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me [00:17.85]I threw it on the ground [00:21.54]You must think I'm a joke [00:25.05]I ain't gonna be part of your system [00:29.60]Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins [00:34.16]I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says [00:38.22]"You come here all the time Here's one for free " [00:41.60]I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case " [00:46.85]I took it' and threw it on the ground [00:51.53]I don't need your handouts [00:54.53]I'm an adult [00:58.35]Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man [01:01.16]At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend" [01:05.60]She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad [01:11.91]Man' this ain't my dad This is a cellphone [01:17.40]I threw it on the ground [01:22.32]What you think I'm stupid [01:24.18]I'm not a part of your system [01:29.32]My dad's not a phone Duh [01:34.47]Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party [01:36.72]What you want me to do with this' eat it [01:40.35]Happy birthday to the ground [01:43.67]I threw the rest of the cake too [01:45.98]Welcome to the real world' jackass [01:48.54]So many things to throw on the ground [01:51.67]Like this' and this' and that And even this [01:55.23]I'm an adult [01:59.06]Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph [02:03.06]Ground [02:05.88]Nobody wants your autograph Phonies [02:10.60]Then the two phonies got up [02:14.35]Turned out they had a taser [02:15.91]And they tased me in the butt-hole [02:19.23]I fell to the ground The phonies didn't let up [02:24.41]Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over [02:26.85]I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire [02:31.18]The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system [02:34.62]Man