The Real Slim Shady-Hip Hop Masters

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Hip Hop Masters] [al:40 Worlds Greatest Hip Hop - the only hiphop album you'll ever need !] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Hip Hop Masters [00:03.14]May i have your attention please
请大家注意 [00:04.53] [00:05.78]May i have your attention please
请大家注意 [00:07.55] [00:08.93]Will the real slim shady please stand up
真正的Slim Shady请站起来 [00:11.19] [00:12.29]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
我再重复一遍，真正的Slim Shady请站起来 [00:15.32] [00:16.76]We're going to have a problem here
我们这里要出问题了 [00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们看起来像第一次见到白人似的 [00:20.10]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
摔倒在地上了，就好像Pam和Tommy一样，一冲进门 [00:23.49]Started whoopin her a** worse than before
就开始比以前更狠地打她 [00:25.12]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture
他们先把婚离了，然后她就跌落在家具上 [00:27.59]It's the return of the
这好像是谁的翻版 [00:28.65]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he
等下，不可能，你在开玩笑，他没说我以为他会说的话，是吧 [00:33.13]And dr dre said
然后Dr Dre说 [00:34.24]Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
什么都没说，你这个笨蛋，Dr Dre死了，被我锁在地下室里 [00:36.76] [00:37.32]Feminist women love eminem
女权主义者都爱Eminem [00:38.75]Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him
他满口都离不开女人，Slim Shady，我受够他了 [00:41.02]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
看看他，走来走去，手还不老实，你知道的 [00:43.22]Limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
你看他走路一瘸一拐地，是啊，但是他还是好可爱 [00:45.88]Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
好吧，我脑袋估计抽风了了 [00:48.55]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但还没你爸妈卧室里发生的事情那么糟 [00:51.06]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose
有时候，我想在电视上随心所欲 [00:53.15]But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
但做不到，对Tom Green来说更喜欢大干一场 [00:55.08]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我对你上下其手 [00:57.37]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
要是幸运的话我还能得到你一个吻呢 [00:59.38]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
我们就给小孩子传达这种信息 [01:01.81]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
却期盼他们不了解女人的私密 [01:03.83]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然会知道什么是男女之爱 [01:05.66]By the time they hit 4th grade
当他们升上四年级的时候 [01:07.23]They got the discovery channel don't they
他们还可以看探索频道呢 [01:09.64]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳动物而已，还有一部分是食人族 [01:11.92]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
像切瓜一样把人切开 [01:13.94]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但我们若能玩弄死去的动物和羚羊 [01:15.92]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那就没理由不让两个男人私奔 [01:18.57]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
但如果你和我想的一样，我就有解决办法 [01:20.59]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女人们，尽情释放自己，大家一起合唱 [01:22.73]I'm slim shady
我是Slim Shady [01:23.44]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [01:24.64]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [01:26.76]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [01:28.52]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [01:31.54]Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady [01:32.65]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [01:34.15]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [01:36.21]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [01:37.85]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [01:41.01]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith在他的歌里从不爆粗口 [01:43.64]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
但是我会，我会骂他，也会骂你 [01:46.11]You think i give a damm about a grammy
你们觉得我在乎格莱美奖吗 [01:47.91]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
有一半以上的评论家受不了我，孤立我 [01:50.79]But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
但是Slim要是赢了怎么办，岂不是很奇怪 [01:53.33]Why so you guys can just lie to get me here
为什么这么说，你们就这样骗我过来是吗 [01:55.92]So you can sit me here next to britney spears
然后把我安排坐在Britney Spears旁边 [01:58.02]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs
可恶，Christina Aguilera最好和我换下座位 [02:00.08]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
这样我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间 [02:02.71]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
听他们争论是谁先被Christina甩的 [02:05.11]Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv
你这坏女人，把我从MTV上撤下来让我松口气 [02:06.80]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe
他确实很可爱，但是他已经和Kim结婚了 [02:09.54]I should download her audio on mp3
我应该把她的声音下载到Mp3上 [02:11.59]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
然后让全世界看看你是怎么让Eminem染病的 [02:14.27]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
我讨厌你们这些小屁孩们，你们就知道烦我 [02:17.53]So i've been sent here to destroy you
所以我来这里摧毁你们 [02:18.95]And theres a million of us just like me
有数不清的人像我一样 [02:20.79]Who cuss like me
像我这样爆粗口 [02:21.64]Who just don't give a f**k like me
像我一样什么都不在乎 [02:23.17]Who dress like me
像我一样穿着打扮 [02:24.05]Walk talk and act like me
说话和动作都像我 [02:25.39]It just might be the next best thing
但就是差那么一点 [02:26.98]But not quite me
做不到我这样完美 [02:27.99]I'm slim shady
我是Slim Shady [02:28.72]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [02:29.80]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [02:31.23]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [02:32.58]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [02:35.83]Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady [02:36.89]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [02:38.00]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [02:39.90]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [02:41.61]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [02:45.00]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我的歌就是精神享受 [02:46.45]Cause i'm only giving you
因为只有我能给你带来 [02:47.65]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你和你朋友在客厅说笑的事情 [02:50.00]The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一不同的是，我有胆说出口 [02:53.02]And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
在你们面前，我不用伪装或当面一套背后一套 [02:54.39]I just get on the mic and spit it
我一拿起麦克风就口吐真言 [02:56.23]And whether you like to admit it
不管你承不承认 [02:57.90]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我都在这样唱着，我比百分之九十的说唱歌手都要优秀 [02:59.77]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
你们很惊讶这些孩子像**上瘾一样买我的专辑 [03:02.84]Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30
这很有趣，因为照这个速度，当我30岁的时候 [03:05.65]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
我会是唯一一个在疗养院里调情的人 [03:07.59]Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking
吃护士的豆腐，和Jergens一起玩乐 [03:10.15]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
整整一包药都不管用 [03:12.32]And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
每一个人都是潜在的Slim Shady [03:14.24]He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
他也许在汉堡王工作，在你的洋葱圈上吐痰 [03:16.60] [03:17.46]Or in the parking lot circling
或者在停车场里兜圈子 [03:18.95]Screaming i don't give a f**k
大叫着，我什么都不管 [03:20.16]With his windows down and system up
摇下车窗，打开收音机 [03:22.16]So will the real shady please stand up
真正的Slim Shady请站起来 [03:23.96]And put one of those fingures on each hand up
举起手来，竖起中指 [03:26.30]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为自己失控发狂傲慢不已 [03:29.34]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
再说一次，用最大的声音，那句话是什么 [03:31.57]Cuz i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:32.53]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [03:33.55]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [03:35.23]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [03:36.88]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [03:39.81] [03:40.36]Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:41.29]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [03:42.35]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [03:44.34]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [03:45.97]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [03:49.08] [03:49.61]I'm slim shady
我是Slim Shady [03:50.39]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [03:51.40]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [03:53.11]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [03:54.95]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [03:58.76]Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:59.61]Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [04:00.64]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [04:02.76]So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [04:04.36]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看 [04:07.82] [04:08.55]Haha