The Neden Game (Explicit)-Insane Clown Posse

[ti:The Neden Game (explicit)] [ar:Insane Clown Posse] [al:Jugganauts - The Best Of ICP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.74]"Let's meet contestant number one [00:03.05]He's a skitsofrantic serial killer clown [00:05.84]Who says "woman love his sexy smile" [00:08.99] [00:09.51]Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon [00:12.12]Sharon what's your question " [00:13.63]"Contestant number one [00:14.88]I believe first impressions last forever [00:16.91]So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house [00:19.69]And have dinner with me and my family [00:21.49]Tell me what you would do to make [00:23.05]That first impression really stick" [00:24.63] [00:25.91]Let's see uh well I'd have to think about it [00:28.97]I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it [00:32.09]I'd probably just show up naked like I always do [00:34.93]And look your momma in the eye and tell her "F**K YOU " [00:38.24]Hurry up b**ch I'm hungry I smell spaghetti [00:41.41]I'd pinch her loopy a** and tell her "Get the food ready " [00:44.69]Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed [00:47.68]I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f**king lips [00:50.82]It's dinner time we hearing grace from your mother [00:54.01]I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother [00:57.10]I'm steady staring at your sister I'll tell you this [01:00.20]You know for only 13 she got some big tits [01:03.51]After that your dad will try to jump again [01:06.75]And only this time I'd put the forty to his chin [01:09.83]After you mom does the dishes and the silverware [01:12.89]I'd dry-f**k her till I nut in my underwear [01:15.90] [01:23.33]"Now let's me contestant number two [01:25.24] [01:26.03]He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak [01:29.23]Who works for the Dark Carnival [01:31.01]He says women call him stretch nuts [01:33.50]Sharon let's hear your question" [01:35.73]"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions [01:38.73]A man who expresses himself in his own special way [01:41.53] [01:42.15]Number two if you fell in love with me [01:44.75]Exactly how would you let me know " [01:46.53] [01:47.92]First thing I could never love you [01:50.93]You sound like a richie-b**ch yo F**K YOU [01:54.09]But if I did I'd probably show you that I care [01:57.22]By taking all these other motherf**kers outta here [02:00.42]I'd go through your phone book and whack em all [02:03.65]And find contestant number one and break his f**king jaw [02:06.69]Anyone who looked at you would have to pay [02:09.99]I'd be blowing f**king nuggets off all day [02:13.06]I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist [02:16.34]Let em go and watch em both spring up in your face [02:19.34]I'd sing love songs to you the best I can [02:22.47]Get you naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN [02:25.64]When we go to the beach and walk through the sand [02:28.81]I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing [02:31.97]As you spit it all out I'd rub your back [02:35.14]And grab your underwear and wedge it up your a** crack [02:38.26] [02:45.44]"Well it sounds like contestant number two [02:47.44]Is just over-flowing with sensitivity Sharon [02:50.09]It's a touch choice so far [02:51.66] [02:52.28]Sharon let's have your last question and [02:54.44]See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" [02:57.14] [02:58.05]"Okay if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the [03:02.04]Same time Tell me how would you each get my attention and what would [03:05.81]Your pick up line be Well whoever's the smoothest wins " [03:09.68]Okay first I'd slide up to the bar [03:13.09]And tell you that I can't believe how f**king fat you are [03:16.21]I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake [03:19.39]And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rickie Lake [03:22.36]F**k that you'd be jocking me quick [03:25.65]I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick [03:28.88]And then to get your attention in the crowded place [03:31.98]I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [03:35.15]Yeah freak with your nuts yo that'll get her [03:38.38]Tell her that's she fat yeah that'll work even better [03:41.25]Look f**k you I got a strong rap [03:44.61]Sh*t you don't want contestant number two [03:46.44]He's mad-whack [03:48.01]I walk into a bar and there he was [03:51.22]Standing up by a bucket eww trying to f**k it [03:54.08]It was a big f**king smelly a** farm llama [03:57.34]Damn dawg how you gonna diss your momma [04:00.28]The Neden Game (explicit) - Insane Clown Posse