The Neden Game-Insane Clown Posse

[ti:The Neden Game] [ar:Insane Clown Posse] [al:Icon] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.37]"Let's meet contestant number one [00:02.73]He's a skitsofrantic serial killer clown [00:05.66]Who says "woman love his sexy smile" [00:09.05]Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon [00:12.09]Sharon what's your question " [00:13.53]"Contestant number one [00:14.83]I believe first impressions last forever [00:16.82]So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house [00:19.56]And have dinner with me and my family [00:21.39]Tell me what you would do to make [00:22.99]That first impression really stick" [00:24.97]Let's see uh well I'd have to think about it [00:28.58]I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it [00:32.00]I'd probably just show up naked like I always do [00:34.73]And look your momma in the eye and tell her "F**K YOU " [00:38.09]Hurry up b**ch I'm hungry I smell spaghetti [00:41.20]I'd pinch her loopy a** and tell her "Get the food ready " [00:44.31]Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed [00:47.42]I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f**king lips [00:50.54]It's dinner time we hearing grace from your mother [00:53.73]I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother [00:56.96]I'm steady staring at your sister I'll tell you this [00:59.93]You know for only 13 she got some big tits [01:03.22]After that your dad will try to jump again [01:06.34]And only this time I'd put the forty to his chin [01:09.64]After you mom does the dishes and the silverware [01:12.62]I'd dry-f**k her till I nut in my underwear [01:16.76] [01:22.35]"Now let's me contestant number two [01:25.46]He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak [01:28.88]Who works for the Dark Carnival [01:31.00]He says women call him stretch nuts [01:33.17]Sharon let's hear your question" [01:34.99]"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions [01:38.15]A man who expresses himself in his own special way [01:41.63]Number two if you fell in love with me [01:44.49]Exactly how would you let me know " [01:46.43]First thing I could never love you [01:50.47]You sound like a richie-b**ch yo F**K YOU [01:53.76]But if I did I'd probably show you that I care [01:57.17]By taking all these other motherf**kers outta here [02:00.09]I'd go through your phone book and whack em all [02:03.34]And find contestant number one and break his f**king jaw (what ) [02:06.83]Anyone who looked at you would have to pay [02:09.50]I'd be blowing f**king nuggets off all day [02:12.61]I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist [02:15.65]Let em go and watch em both spring up in your face [02:19.02]I'd sing love songs to you the best I can [02:22.19]Get you naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN [02:25.99]When we go to the beach and walk through the sand [02:28.53]I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing [02:31.71]As you spit it all out I'd rub your back [02:34.75]And grab your underwear and wedge it up your a** crack [02:37.71] [02:45.36]"Well it sounds like contestant number two [02:47.22]Is just over-flowing with sensitivity Sharon [02:49.65]It's a touch choice so far [02:51.58]Sharon let's have your last question and [02:54.51]See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" [02:56.99]"Okay if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the [03:01.46]Same time Tell me how would you each get my attention and what would [03:06.18]Your pick up line be Well whoever's the smoothest wins " [03:09.41]Okay first I'd slide up to the bar [03:12.72]And tell you that I can't believe how f**king fat you are [03:15.88]I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake [03:18.93]And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rickie Lake [03:22.17]F**k that you'd be jocking me quick [03:25.27]I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick [03:28.57]And then to get your attention in the crowded place [03:31.69]I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [03:34.92]Yeah freak with your nuts yo that'll get her [03:38.22]Tell her that's she fat yeah that'll work even better [03:40.64]Look f**k you I got a strong rap [03:44.19]Sh*t you don't want contestant number two [03:46.74]He's mad-whack [03:47.23]I walk into a bar and there he was [03:50.59]Standing up by a bucket eww trying to f**k it [03:53.95]It was a big f**king smelly a** farm llama [03:56.93]Damn dawg how you gonna diss your momma