The Dog That Went To Yale-Al Simmons

[ti:The Dog That Went To Yale] [ar:Al Simmons] [al:Truck I Bought From Moe] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Dog That Went To Yale - Al Simmons [00:05.84]When I was eleven and my sister was five [00:08.77]We owned the most talented doggie alive [00:11.28]Though the tricks that he mastered [00:12.59]Were cause for acclaim [00:13.92]He also possessed a remarkable name [00:16.92] [00:18.80]Harrison Garrison Bobble T Bee [00:21.39]Cornelius Aurelius Rover McGee [00:24.06]Daniel Nathanial Hooligan Flea [00:26.61]Horowitz Huntington Climber McTree [00:28.73] [00:29.31]Snooper O'Flarity Jumper Kerplop [00:31.97]Harrington Arrington Thadius Hop [00:34.51]Hopperty Hoppity Archibald Bame [00:37.03]The dog with the longest name in the world [00:39.70]The dog with the longest name [00:41.64] [00:47.76]The minute we saw him we both were aware [00:50.32]That here was a doggie with talent to spare [00:53.01]We tossed him a bone to the kitchen he flew [00:55.54]He tied on an apron and made us a stew [00:58.18]We built him a dog house out by the shed [01:00.84]We taught him to sweep it and make his own bed [01:03.50]We taught him to typewrite [01:04.76]We taught him to bake [01:05.85]To play the piano [01:07.27]And handle a rake [01:08.32]Though the tricks that he mastered [01:09.70]Were cause for acclaim [01:11.19]He also possessed a remarkable name [01:13.50] [01:15.84]Harrison Garrison Bobble T Bee [01:18.21]Cornelius Aurelius Rover McGee [01:20.91]Daniel Nathanial Hooligan Flea [01:23.54]Horowitz Huntington Climber McTree [01:26.14]Snooper O'Flarity Jumper Kerplop [01:28.73]Harrington Arrington Thadius Hop [01:31.45]Hopperty Hoppity Archibald Bame [01:33.89]The dog with the longest name in the world [01:36.64]The dog with the longest name [01:38.18] [01:39.54]Play the piano for us puppy [01:41.48] [01:57.79]We taught him to jump we taught him to speak [02:00.31]Impeccable English inside of a week [02:02.99]When we took him to school this diminutive creature [02:05.48]Out shone everybody including the teacher [02:08.38]She asked for a river that started with "G" [02:10.76]At the blackboard he listed a hundred and three [02:13.29]When she held up a titbit and told him to speak [02:16.03]He replied not in English but in Latin and Greek [02:18.57]Though the tricks that he mastered [02:19.87]Were cause for acclaim [02:21.40]He also possessed a remarkable name [02:23.67] [02:25.97]Harrison Garrison Bobble T Bee [02:28.48]Cornelius Aurelius Rover McGee [02:30.62] [02:31.24]Daniel Nathanial Hooligan Flea [02:33.87]Horowitz Huntington Climber McTree [02:36.50]Snooper O'Flarity Jumper Kerplop [02:39.12]Harrington Arrington Thadius Hop [02:41.59]Hopperty Hoppity Archibald Bame [02:44.23]The dog with the longest name in the world [02:46.83]The dog with the longest name [02:49.23] [02:54.20]We taught him gin rummy the dog was astute [02:57.19]He not only learned it but he beat us to boot [02:59.82]We taught him to mambo that night in disguise [03:02.36]He entered a contest and won the first prize [03:05.03]He mastered astronomy botany too [03:07.33]There was hardly a thing that the dog couldn't do [03:10.00]Amazed by his genius we enroled him in Yale [03:12.69] [03:13.73]Where they taught him to bark [03:15.76]And that's the end of my tale [03:17.83] [03:18.53]Come on puppy [03:20.00] [03:22.03]Good boy