Bag Of Peanuts-Al Simmons

[ti:Bag Of Peanuts] [ar:Al Simmons] [al:Truck I Bought From Moe] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bag Of Peanuts - Al Simmons [00:12.50]I bought myself some peanuts [00:14.64]From the grocery store today [00:16.13] [00:17.10]I'm not expecting company [00:19.26]But I bought them anyway [00:20.80] [00:21.96]Personally I don't like them [00:23.50]I'll just take them from the shelf [00:25.81] [00:26.32]So if people come to visit [00:27.91] [00:28.96]Everyone can help themself [00:30.23] [00:31.26]Some people can get hooked on things [00:33.66]Potato chips and such [00:35.04] [00:35.56]But peanuts Thank you no no no [00:38.10]I don't care for them that much [00:39.48] [00:40.14]To me they taste so terrible [00:41.93] [00:42.74]I wonder how they sell them [00:44.41] [00:45.11]I just like the sound they make [00:47.07] [00:47.72]Every time you shell them [00:49.26]I'll crack you one and show you [00:51.06] [00:51.61]That it's really kinda neat [00:53.10] [00:54.01]I eat the insides then I [00:56.07]Drop the shells around my feet [00:57.96] [00:58.67]Some folks can't control themselves [01:00.94]And though I hate to brag [01:02.56] [01:03.18]I have strong will power Hey [01:06.11]What's my hand doin' in the bag [01:08.08]Wow This one's huge [01:09.97]I'll bet it holds [01:10.74]As many as three or four [01:12.13] [01:12.84]No by the weight it probably has [01:14.85]Seven or eight or more [01:16.07] [01:16.93]I'd better crack it open [01:19.40]I'd better take a look [01:20.84] [01:21.61]And maybe send a picture [01:23.93]To the Guiness Record book [01:26.01]Well how about that there's only two [01:28.03] [01:29.00]And one of them is rotten [01:30.29] [01:31.74]I guess I'll have to eat until [01:32.94]That taste can be forgotten [01:34.61] [01:35.83]Someone better eat them soon [01:37.65]Before they all go stale [01:39.94]What a shame to see them all [01:41.83]Rotting in my compost pail [01:44.31] [02:02.32]Now there's shells up on my lap [02:04.76] [02:05.33]And there's shells upon the floor [02:07.09] [02:08.09]I'm feeling in an empty bag [02:10.10]There's not any any more [02:12.02]Oh my gosh they're all gone [02:14.31]There's shells all over the place [02:16.48]It's a darn good thing for me [02:19.01]That I buy them by the case