Miss Macclesfield-Macc Lads

[ti:Miss Macclesfield] [ar:Macc Lads] [al:Ugly Women & Even Uglier Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Miss Macclesfield - Macc Lads [00:12.97]She was the perfect woman [00:14.70]She was my kind of a bird [00:16.82] [00:19.96]'Cause she stayed in the kitchen [00:21.38]And she never said a word [00:23.50] [00:26.44]She had real big tits [00:27.73] [00:28.48]And a lovely slappable arse [00:30.38] [00:33.55]But now she's into barbeques [00:34.47] [00:36.04]And wine bars [00:37.60] [00:40.46]Oh I used to go out with her [00:43.04] [00:43.56]'Cause she cooked me all me meals [00:45.42] [00:47.27]Then one day she made it big [00:49.55] [00:50.40]When she won Miss Macclesfield [00:51.47] [00:59.12]She married and Italian [01:00.01] [01:00.72]Just 'cause he were posh [01:02.43] [01:05.72]And they honeymooned in Brussles [01:06.80] [01:08.00]And he played a bit of squash [01:09.20] [01:12.45]Next she wed an ale baron [01:14.71] [01:15.52]Who come from Lancashire [01:16.68] [01:19.19]But he wasn't rich [01:19.96] [01:21.15]He was just another Wigan queer [01:24.33] [01:25.78]Oh I used to out with here [01:28.59] [01:29.18]'Cause she cooked me all me meals [01:31.17] [01:31.80]Miss Macclesfield [01:32.13] [01:33.04]Then one day she made it big [01:35.23] [01:36.02]When she won Miss Macclesfield [01:37.45] [01:51.05]She'll get fed up of buffets [01:52.25] [01:53.32]And one day she'll come back [01:54.97] [01:58.11]'Cause she knows that [01:59.39]All the real men live in Macc [02:01.95] [02:05.15]She'll tell me that she loves me [02:06.48] [02:06.99]And she hated livin' with toffs [02:08.84] [02:11.90]So I'll slip her a length [02:13.18] [02:13.87]And then I'll tell her [02:14.82] [02:16.99]F**k off [02:17.43] [02:19.19]I used to go out with her [02:21.66] [02:22.38]'Cause she cooked a nice bit of grub [02:24.22] [02:25.88]She may have been a beauty queen [02:28.52] [02:29.38]But I'd rather go down the pub [02:31.39] [02:37.31]Miss Macclesfield Miss Macclesfield