Lady Muck-Macc Lads

[ti:Lady Muck] [ar:Macc Lads] [al:Ugly Women & Even Uglier Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lady Muck - Macc Lads [00:00.89]Well I want to sing a song [00:01.96]About Lady Muck yoooh [00:03.43] [00:08.80]Well it weren't her real name [00:09.97]But it rhymed with f**k [00:11.04] [00:16.81]An' I'm gonna nacc me voice [00:18.01]Doin' this for too long [00:18.94] [00:24.96]Come on Fast Fret [00:25.98]Let's get on with the song [00:27.52] [00:37.05]She was sitting at a table shouting [00:38.34]"Waiter where's the wine " [00:39.26]But you don't come in MacDonald's [00:40.35]If you really want to get pissed [00:41.91]Take me for a drink [00:43.22]She handed me her car keys [00:44.34]Get me out of here [00:45.42]The place is full of grelbies [00:46.69] [00:48.70]You can use her piss for purfume [00:50.29] [00:50.96]And her pubes for dental floss [00:52.99] [00:53.63]And her sh*t would make good perfume [00:56.07]Because she's so f**king posh [00:57.80] [00:58.40]Lady Muck [00:59.08] [01:08.61]Drove her round the town [01:09.83]Friday night were pay night [01:10.93]She said she was a witch [01:12.19]And turned into a layby [01:13.38]Did a spell of snogging [01:14.86]And a spot of fingering [01:15.74]Found her name was Jonelle [01:16.75]By the lables on her lingerie [01:17.90] [01:19.84]She had a fur coat [01:21.32]And no knickers [01:22.02] [01:22.61]But she were a real lady [01:24.45] [01:25.17]And she never swore or farted [01:27.67]And she drove a gold Mercedes [01:29.48] [01:30.03]Lady Muck [01:30.70] [01:39.97]Yaaaaaaaaw [01:40.12] [01:49.87]You can use her piss for purfume [01:51.51] [01:52.08]And her pubes for dental floss [01:53.98] [01:54.62]And her sh*t would make good perfume [01:56.50] [01:57.28]Because she's so f**king posh [01:59.42]She had a fur coat and no knickers [02:02.09]But she were a real lady [02:04.08] [02:04.73]And she never swore or farted [02:06.62] [02:07.17]When she spilt her chips and gravy [02:09.03] [02:09.66]Lady Muck [02:10.18] [02:12.06]Lady Muck [02:12.61] [02:14.71]Lady Muck [02:15.19] [02:17.23]Lady Muck