F**k U Man (Original 12" Version)-Kool G Rap

[ti:F**k U Man (Original 12" Version)] [ar:Kool G Rap] [al:Live & Let Die] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]F**k U Man (Original 12" Version) - Kool G Rap [00:10.05]Since I made the record "Talk Like Sex " [00:12.27]B**ches are comin' up with their friends [00:13.86]For a ni**a to hit the skins [00:15.43]Hopin' the Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes [00:17.80]But I'm leavin' b**ches' vaginas [00:19.23]With more stitches than Frankenstein [00:21.17]Some even had the nerve to try to give me head [00:23.49]And swallow the whole jimmy to make a ni**a fed [00:26.08]But come on you b**ches don't make me laugh; [00:28.09]You couldn't deep throat G Rap [00:29.63]If you was a motherf**kin' giraffe [00:31.64]Dag some even fled when they saw the head [00:34.00]Cuz G's dick would make you seasick [00:35.67]F**kin' me in a waterbed [00:37.27]Don't try to paly me like no sucker [00:39.63]Cuz these b**ches'll be callin' up [00:41.02]Dial-a-Mattress like a motherf**ker [00:42.94]You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me [00:45.33]"I'll f**k you on the A-train while I write graffiti " [00:48.33]I'll even f**k you in a taxi cab [00:50.31]And after sex with a ni**a you'll be buyin' [00:52.65]A box of maxi-pads [00:54.00]Soon as you open your legs [00:55.36]No need for no birth control b**ch [00:57.23]Cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs [00:58.74]Kool G Rap the p**sy slammer; [01:00.80]Hell I'd be talkin' f**ked up grammar [01:02.64]If you was Bad Mamma Jamma [01:03.88] [01:04.42]I ain't small I'll have you cummin' like waterfalls [01:06.44] [01:07.00]And then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall [01:09.60]Leavin' my mark on b**ches like Zorro [01:11.48]Plus f**kin' b**ches so def like [01:13.18]There won't be no p**sy left tomorrow [01:14.66] [01:15.23]Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny [01:16.98]I think about bowls of Cheerios [01:18.56]Because I want my nuts and honey [01:20.50]Talkin' to all the women that look fine [01:22.65]Pretendin' my prick was Moby Dick [01:24.36]And have a whale of a time [01:26.03]Now I'm not a deep-sea diver [01:27.98]But I love it when my dick's covered [01:30.11]And smothered with saliva [01:31.39]Sh*t might even straighten out your dentures [01:33.37]Because it's not just a blow job honey it's an adventure [01:36.52] [01:37.06]But 69 and I ain't with that: [01:39.15]I'll go to a Chinese restaurant b**ch if I wanna eat cats [01:42.09]Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna G [01:44.57]So when it comes to p**sy-lickin' [01:46.17]I'm the chicken of the sea [01:47.73]I should be on the sex channel; [01:49.41] [01:50.06]Not a chump cuz I'm givin' [01:51.59]Punk-b**ches better humps than camels [01:53.51]If you're a virgin I'll make it fit [01:55.56]Because my dick'll pop the cherry [01:57.25]And spit out the f**kin' pit [01:58.59]And if you're concerned my sperm don't burn [02:01.01]And if it did I'd give that nappy-headed a** a f**kin' perm [02:03.95]Shucks I instruct a f**kin' lesson [02:05.74]You think it's painless [02:07.19]I hit the anus and f**k up your large intestines [02:09.53]Leavin' you b**ches stingin' from the bangin'; [02:11.43]My man Jimmy got a hole in his head [02:13.29]But yo that ni**a's still hangin' [02:14.97]B**ch you'd rather hump a f**kin' whole army [02:17.25]Cuz even the Witness Protection Program [02:19.23]Couldn't hide this man's salami [02:20.17] [02:20.69]You f**k around and catch a seizure [02:22.46]Before I f**k a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia [02:25.73]Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple [02:27.42]Orgasms double and triple sit ripple [02:28.77]And turn your a** into a gripple [02:30.53] [02:31.12]Then I see you searchin' for the swellin' [02:33.26]Cuz I'm-a leave a hole so big your [02:34.95]Gynecologist might fall the hell in [02:36.61]Got damn I hit the ham right; [02:38.45]Honeybuns you can ask my Three Sons [02:40.50]I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke [02:42.43]I'm f**kin' naked girls with fly rhymes [02:44.35]But don't push me because that [02:45.49]P**sy will be runnin' for it's nine lives [02:47.91]I know you hookers can't refuse this [02:49.74]But dont' pick me to give no hickeys [02:51.58]Cuz I'm givin' b**ches bruises [02:52.88]Yeah I'll tear that p**sy hole apart [02:54.63]For f**kin' with G Rap after dark [02:56.62]You'd rather jog in Central Park [02:58.17]So if you want kids before I f**k ya [03:00.70]Look at the size of my dick [03:02.36]And you'll let out the motherf**kers [03:04.16]Sh*t b**ches get open like a can; [03:05.61] [03:06.13]Just leave it up to G Rap [03:07.64]Cuz I'm the neighborhood F**k U Man