F**k U Man-Kool G Rap

[ti:F**k U Man (Original 12" Version)] [ar:Kool G Rap] [al:Live & Let Die] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]F**k U Man - Kool G Rap [00:10.46]Since I made the record "Talk Like Sex " [00:12.68]B**ches are comin' up with their friends [00:14.27]For a ni**a to hit the skins [00:15.84]Hopin' the Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes [00:18.21]But I'm leavin' b**ches' vaginas [00:19.64]With more stitches than Frankenstein [00:21.58]Some even had the nerve to try to give me head [00:23.90]And swallow the whole jimmy to make a ni**a fed [00:26.49]But come on you b**ches don't make me laugh; [00:28.50]You couldn't deep throat G Rap [00:30.04]If you was a motherf**kin' giraffe [00:32.05]Dag some even fled when they saw the head [00:34.41]Cuz G's dick would make you seasick [00:36.08]F**kin' me in a waterbed [00:37.68]Don't try to paly me like no sucker [00:40.04]Cuz these b**ches'll be callin' up [00:41.43]Dial-a-Mattress like a motherf**ker [00:43.35]You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me [00:45.74]"I'll f**k you on the A-train while I write graffiti " [00:48.74]I'll even f**k you in a taxi cab [00:50.72]And after sex with a ni**a you'll be buyin' [00:53.06]A box of maxi-pads [00:54.41]Soon as you open your legs [00:55.77]No need for no birth control b**ch [00:57.64]Cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs [00:59.15]Kool G Rap the p**sy slammer; [01:01.21]Hell I'd be talkin' f**ked up grammar [01:03.05]If you was Bad Mamma Jamma [01:04.29] [01:04.83]I ain't small I'll have you cummin' like waterfalls [01:06.85] [01:07.41]And then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall [01:10.01]Leavin' my mark on b**ches like Zorro [01:11.89]Plus f**kin' b**ches so def like [01:13.59]There won't be no p**sy left tomorrow [01:15.07] [01:15.64]Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny [01:17.39]I think about bowls of Cheerios [01:18.97]Because I want my nuts and honey [01:20.91]Talkin' to all the women that look fine [01:23.06]Pretendin' my prick was Moby Dick [01:24.77]And have a whale of a time [01:26.44]Now I'm not a deep-sea diver [01:28.39]But I love it when my dick's covered [01:30.52]And smothered with saliva [01:31.80]Sh*t might even straighten out your dentures [01:33.78]Because it's not just a blow job honey it's an adventure [01:36.93] [01:37.47]But 69 and I ain't with that: [01:39.56]I'll go to a Chinese restaurant b**ch if I wanna eat cats [01:42.50]Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna G [01:44.98]So when it comes to p**sy-lickin' [01:46.58]I'm the chicken of the sea [01:48.14]I should be on the sex channel; [01:49.82] [01:50.47]Not a chump cuz I'm givin' [01:52.00]Punk-b**ches better humps than camels [01:53.92]If you're a virgin I'll make it fit [01:55.97]Because my dick'll pop the cherry [01:57.66]And spit out the f**kin' pit [01:59.00]And if you're concerned my sperm don't burn [02:01.42]And if it did I'd give that nappy-headed a** a f**kin' perm [02:04.36]Shucks I instruct a f**kin' lesson [02:06.15]You think it's painless [02:07.60]I hit the anus and f**k up your large intestines [02:09.94]Leavin' you b**ches stingin' from the bangin'; [02:11.84]My man Jimmy got a hole in his head [02:13.70]But yo that ni**a's still hangin' [02:15.38]B**ch you'd rather hump a f**kin' whole army [02:17.66]Cuz even the Witness Protection Program [02:19.64]Couldn't hide this man's salami [02:20.58] [02:21.10]You f**k around and catch a seizure [02:22.87]Before I f**k a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia [02:26.14]Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple [02:27.83]Orgasms double and triple sit ripple [02:29.18]And turn your a** into a gripple [02:30.94] [02:31.53]Then I see you searchin' for the swellin' [02:33.67]Cuz I'm-a leave a hole so big your [02:35.36]Gynecologist might fall the hell in [02:37.02]Got damn I hit the ham right; [02:38.86]Honeybuns you can ask my Three Sons [02:40.91]I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke [02:42.84]I'm f**kin' naked girls with fly rhymes [02:44.76]But don't push me because that [02:45.90]P**sy will be runnin' for it's nine lives [02:48.32]I know you hookers can't refuse this [02:50.15]But dont' pick me to give no hickeys [02:51.99]Cuz I'm givin' b**ches bruises [02:53.29]Yeah I'll tear that p**sy hole apart [02:55.04]For f**kin' with G Rap after dark [02:57.03]You'd rather jog in Central Park [02:58.58]So if you want kids before I f**k ya [03:01.11]Look at the size of my dick [03:02.77]And you'll let out the motherf**kers [03:04.57]Sh*t b**ches get open like a can; [03:06.02] [03:06.54]Just leave it up to G Rap [03:08.05]Cuz I'm the neighborhood F**k U Man