The Policeman's Jig (2006 Digital Remaster)-Jake Thackray

[ti:The Policeman's Jig] [ar:Jake Thackray] [al:Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Policeman's Jig (2006 Digital Remaster) - Jake Thackray [00:07.84]Here's a jolly jig that we've all heard before [00:11.09]Frequently performed by the extraor-dinary [00:14.64]Dancing bastions of the law [00:17.54]They call it the policeman's jig-jig [00:20.97]It's the dance of the police pornography squad [00:24.28] [00:24.83]Very similar to the Dashing White Jod-rells [00:27.87] [00:28.41]All close eyes and off you plod [00:31.70]Doing the policeman's jig-jig [00:34.65] [00:38.68]Waiting at the station is the dancing troupe [00:41.49] [00:42.05]Whistles listless truncheons droop-ing [00:45.34]Then up and away lads we're off on a swoop [00:48.40]Heigh-ho for a policeman's jig-jig [00:52.05]There's private parts to prosecute [00:55.44]So off they swirl in wild pursuit [00:58.92]With flashing eyes and whirling boots [01:02.15] [01:02.66]Off for a policeman's jig-jig [01:05.60] [01:09.67]They've got no time for the ordinary muck [01:12.74]The inflammatory pap of the dirty book-shops [01:16.51]Grotty erotica never gets a look-in [01:19.97]Not in a policeman's jig-jig [01:22.85]No they like a bit of class if it's going to be banned; [01:26.72]A masterpiece comes in right hand-y [01:30.22]Preferably something they don't understand [01:33.19]Is grist to the policeman's jig-jig [01:36.39] [01:40.23]Then back to the nick with whoops and cries [01:44.07]Bearing aloft their pornographic prize-s [01:47.35]Brew a pot of tea and feast their eyes [01:50.39]On the pickings of the policeman's jig-jig [01:53.66]If it's a picture or a book that shows a bit of style [01:57.43]They whisper to each other with maidenly smiles: [02:01.13]"I don't get it so it must be vile" [02:04.44]Such is the policeman's jig-jig [02:07.48] [02:11.36]Thank you mister policeman for the pure work you do [02:14.61]If those dirty things were open to the public view [02:17.98]We'd all get bulging eyes and nasty habits just like you [02:23.08] [02:24.77]If we did a policeman's jig-jig