Leopold Alcocks-Jake Thackray

[ti:Leopold Alcocks] [ar:Jake Thackray] [al:Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Leopold Alcocks - Jake Thackray [00:07.54]Leopold alcox my distant relation [00:13.35] [00:14.13]Came to my flat for a brief visitation [00:20.09] [00:20.63]He's been here since february damn and blast him [00:27.04]My nerves and my furniture may not outlast him [00:33.50] [00:34.36]Leopold alcox is accident prone [00:39.73] [00:41.15]He's lost my bath plug he's ruptured my telephone [00:47.03] [00:47.67]My antirrhinums my motorbike my sofa [00:53.63] [00:54.74]There isn't anything he can't trip over [01:00.66] [01:04.52]He's upset my goldfish he's jinxed my wisteria [01:11.13]My budgie's gone broody my tortoise has hysteria [01:17.48] [01:18.54]He cleans my teapots my saucepans with brasso [01:24.58]And leaves chocolate fingerprints on my picasso [01:31.33] [01:32.06]Leopold alcox an uncanny creature [01:38.11] [01:38.72]He can't take tea without some misadventure [01:44.96] [01:45.49]He looks up from his tea cup with a smirk on his features [01:51.85]And a slice of my porcelain between his dentures [01:58.71] [02:02.54]I brought home my bird for some turkish moussaka [02:08.93] [02:09.95]Up looms old leopold I know when I'm knackered [02:16.09] [02:16.78]He spills the vino the great eager beaver [02:22.87] [02:23.70]Drenching her jump suit and my joie de vivre [02:29.99] [02:30.90]Leopold alcox stirring my spleen [02:36.60] [02:37.61]You are the grit in my life's vaseline [02:43.25] [02:43.95]A pox on you alcox you've been here since feb'ry [02:50.62] [02:51.44]Go home and leave me alone with my debris [02:57.65] [03:05.66]So leopold alcox my distant relation [03:13.64] [03:14.29]Has gone away home after his visitation [03:20.71] [03:21.50]I glimpsed him waving bye bye this last minute [03:27.69] [03:28.48]Waving his hand with my door knob still in it