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[ti:The Big Bang Theory] [ar:Barenaked Ladies] [al:2010年6月欧美新歌快递] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.67]Our whole universe was in a hot dense state'
宇宙一度又烫又稠密 [00:04.11]Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸，等着瞧 [00:08.11]The Earth began to cool'
地球开始降温 [00:09.42]The autotrophs began to drool'
自养生物来起哄 [00:10.67]Neanderthals developed tools'
穴居人发明工具 [00:12.08]We built a wall (we built the pyramids)'
我们建长城，我们建金字塔 [00:13.64]Math' science' history' unravelling the mysteries'
数学，自然科学，历史，揭开神秘 [00:16.77]That all started with the big bang
一切由大爆炸开始 [00:19.58]"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long'
其实人类历史没有多久 [00:22.58]As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短 [00:26.39]A fraction of a second and the elements were made
元素在微秒间便形成了 [00:28.58]The bipeds stood up straight'
两足动物直立行走 [00:29.83]The dinosaurs all met their fate'
恐龙都得认命了 [00:31.45]They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变，没来得及 [00:32.89]And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了，屁屁都冻成了化石 [00:34.83]The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆 [00:35.95]See ya' wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜，才不想学你 [00:37.46]Set in motion by the same big bang
都是爆炸惹的祸 [00:41.16]It all started with the big BANG
一切从大爆炸开始 [00:44.04]It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀，但有一天 [00:49.97]It will cause the stars to go the other way'
星球会反方向运动 [00:55.10]Collapsing ever inward' we won't be here' it won't be hurt
向内坍塌，反正我们不在了，不会觉得疼 [01:00.18]Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸 [01:18.24]Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们 [01:20.92]Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪，我们现在捉电脑病毒了 [01:23.49]Religion or astronomy' Encarta' Deuteronomy
宗教，天文，百科，旧约申命记 [01:26.74]It all started with the big bang
一切从大爆炸开始 [01:29.86]Music and mythology' Einstein and astrology
音乐，神化，爱因斯坦，占星术 [01:32.73]It all started with the big bang
一切从大爆炸开始 [01:35.74]It all started with the big BANG
一切从大爆炸开始