Criminal-Eminem

[ti:Criminal] [ar:Eminem] [al:Curtain Call: The Hits (Deluxe Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Criminal - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:02.30]A lot of people ask me stupid fucking questions [00:08.92]A lot of people think that what i say on records [00:12.56]Or what i talk about on a record [00:14.94]That i actually do in real life [00:17.43]Or that i believe in it [00:20.24]Or if i say that i wanna kill somebody that [00:24.35]I'm actually gonna do it [00:26.07]Or that i believe in it [00:29.08]Well shit if you believe that [00:32.84]Then i'll kill you [00:35.79]You know why [00:37.58]Cause i'm a [00:38.15]Criminal [00:42.74]Criminal [00:45.63]You god damn right [00:47.34]I'm a criminal [00:51.85]Yeah i'm a criminal [00:56.75]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [00:58.73]That'll stab you in the head [01:00.04]Whether you're a fag or lez [01:01.40]Or the homosex hermaph or a trans-a-vest [01:03.68]Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes [01:06.15]Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic [01:08.35]Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging [01:10.65]That's my motherf**king ***** [01:12.12]You'd better let go of em [01:13.13]They belong in my ******* [01:14.29]You'll never get hold of em [01:15.30]Hey it's me versace [01:16.89]Whoops somebody shot me [01:18.06]And i was just checking the mail [01:19.40]Get it checking the 'male' [01:20.69]How many records you expecting to sell [01:22.39]After your second lp sends you directly to jail [01:24.76]C'mon relax guy i like *** men [01:27.19]Right ken give me an amen aaa-men [01:30.22]Please lord this boy needs jesus [01:32.14]Heal this child help us destroy these demons [01:34.56]Oh and please send me a brand new car [01:36.66]And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital [01:39.47]Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [01:41.63]You can't reach me my mom can't neither [01:43.99]You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause [01:46.32]I watch tv and comcast cable [01:48.53]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [01:50.92]You can't stop me from topping these charts [01:53.27]And you can't stop me from dropping each march [01:55.60]With a brand new cd for these fucking retards [01:57.91]Duhhh and to think it's just little ol' me [02:00.34]Mr don't give a fuck still won't leave [02:02.49]I'm a criminal [02:03.19]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:05.55]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [02:07.88]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird [02:10.07]And keep going i don't take shit from no one [02:11.92]I'm a criminal [02:12.41]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:14.83]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [02:17.18]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird [02:19.54]And keep going i don't take shit from no one [02:21.36]My mother did *** hard liquor cigarettes and speed [02:23.56]The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed [02:25.90]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [02:28.35]Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me [02:30.63]I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed [02:33.04]But how the fick you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised [02:35.63]So as i got older and i got a lot taller [02:37.83]My **** shrunk smaller but my ***** got larger [02:40.31]I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker [02:42.43]Than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word [02:44.74]My morals went thhbbpp when the president *** **** [02:46.99]*** in his oval office on top of his desk [02:49.06]Off of his own employee [02:50.72]Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me [02:52.16]You can't miss me i'm white blonde-haired [02:53.41]And my nose is pointy [02:54.30]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [02:56.74]In plane crashes and laughs [02:57.77]As long as it ain't happened to him [02:59.44]Slim shady i'm as crazy as em [03:01.11]Inem and kim combined kch the maniac's in [03:03.62]Replacing the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today [03:05.89]He's a little under the weather so i'm taking his place [03:08.23]Mm-mm-mmm oh that's dre with an ak to his face [03:10.57]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place [03:12.86]I told you dre you should've kept that thang put away [03:15.27]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh [03:17.69]I'm a criminal [03:21.71]Aight look uh huh just go up in that motherfucker [03:24.47]Get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there [03:26.64]Aight [03:26.94]I'll be right here waiting on you [03:28.26]Aight [03:28.89]Yo em [03:29.76]What [03:30.39]Don't kill nobody this time [03:31.74]Awwright god damn fuck [03:55.71]Windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it [03:57.78]So when i rob a bank run out and just dive in it [04:00.29]So i'll be disguised in it [04:01.54]And if anybody identifies the guy in it [04:03.74]I'll hide for five minutes [04:05.00]Come back shoot the eyewitness [04:06.81]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [04:09.86]Die b**ches bastards brats pets [04:12.12]This puppy's lucky i didn't blast his a** yet [04:14.25]If i ever gave a f**k i'd shave my **** [04:16.70]Tuck my **** in between my legs and cluck [04:19.00]You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough [04:21.15]To say the stuff i say so just tape it shut [04:23.55]Shit half the shit i say i just make it up [04:25.82]To make you mad so kiss my white naked a** [04:28.46]And if it's not a rapper that i make it as [04:30.74]I'm a be a f**king ****** in a jason mask [04:33.02]I'm a criminal [04:33.56]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:36.03]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [04:38.41]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird [04:40.52]And keep going i don't take shit from no one [04:42.17]I'm a criminal [04:43.07]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:45.43]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [04:47.77]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird [04:50.10]And keep going i don't take shit from no one [04:51.75]I'm a criminal [04:52.50]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:54.74]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [04:57.19]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird [04:59.47]And keep going i don't take shit from no one [05:00.98]I'm a criminal [05:01.82]Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [05:04.17]To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [05:06.62]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird [05:08.72]And keep going i don't take shit from no one [05:10.45]I'm a criminal