Nutcracker-Straight No Chaser

[ti:Nutcracker] [ar:Straight No Chaser] [al:Under the Influence: Holiday Edition] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nutcracker - Straight No Chaser
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供 [00:01.79]Hooray it's Christmas time
圣诞节到了，欢呼吧 [00:04.76]But there's one lousy tradition
但有个糟糕的传统 [00:09.67]There's a certain show that you will see
你会看到一场特定的演出 [00:11.88]That is all and many would agree
大家都认为仅此而已 [00:14.64]It is time to find another show
是时候找另一场演出来替代了 [00:17.07]To substitute for the Nutcracker
代替《胡桃夹子》 [00:22.39]I'm watching the game but something's wrong
我正在看比赛，但有些不对劲 [00:25.90]Staring is my wife her face looks long
我妻子凝视着我，脸色阴沉 [00:29.49]I know that look it must be me
我知道那表情，肯定是因为我 [00:31.43]It's not our anniversary
今天不是我们的纪念日 [00:32.64]I shrug no clue
我耸耸肩，毫无头绪 [00:34.02]What did I do
我做了什么 [00:35.06]She stands in disbelief
她站在那里，难以置信 [00:36.35]What
什么 [00:36.81]This holiday scene brings no laughter
这节日场景无法带来欢笑 [00:40.49]Forced going to see the Nutcracker
被迫去看《胡桃夹子》 [00:44.00]I try to block it from my mind
我试图将它从脑海中抹去 [00:45.81]Think fast what reason can I find
快想，我能找到什么借口 [00:47.67]Got work to do I'll fake the flu
有工作要做，我假装得了流感 [00:49.45]No chance I'm done I'm screwed
没机会了，我完了，我完蛋了 [00:50.81]I've seen the Nutcracker 20 times
我已经看过《胡桃夹子》20次了 [00:54.85]Sure it is fun if you are four
当然，如果你四岁，那会很有趣 [00:57.61]But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore
但别叫我吝啬鬼，因为这实在无聊 [01:02.01]The story's dated and that
故事老套，毫无新意 [01:03.32]Masking thing freaks me out
那些面具让我感到不适 [01:05.68]Well guess I'm a guy what can I say
好吧，我就是个普通男人，我能说什么 [01:09.60]I'd rather watch football than ballet
我宁愿看足球也不愿看芭蕾 [01:13.10]I tried my hardest not to groan
我尽力不发出抱怨 [01:14.97]And pulled the score up on my phone
偷偷在手机上查看比分 [01:16.78]As I complained it's not the same
我抱怨着，这完全不一样 [01:18.61]We're rushing out the door
我们匆匆出门 [01:20.40]All holiday shoppers on the road
路上满是节日购物者 [01:24.23]My holiday spirit might explode
我的节日情绪可能要爆发 [01:27.72]Of course there is no place to park
当然，没有停车的地方 [01:29.71]We're late the theatres in the dark
我们迟到了，剧院里一片漆黑 [01:31.33]In no small feat we find the seat
费了不小的劲，我们找到了座位 [01:33.17]The shows about to start
演出即将开始 [01:34.23]Here's that song from Tetris
那是《俄罗斯方块》的歌曲 [01:42.47]And I know it's the part
我知道这是那个部分 [01:44.52]When I fight not to fall asleep
当我努力不让自己睡着 [01:46.48]March the wooden
木偶士兵们 [01:49.30]Soldiers bunch of mice
和一群老鼠 [01:51.69]Start the fight land of sweets
开始战斗 糖果王国 [01:53.66]Man this stuff's trippy
天啊 这些东西真让人迷惑 [01:56.44]By the way this story makes no sense
顺便说一句 这个故事毫无意义 [01:59.99]Still don't know what
我还是不明白 [02:01.44]It means after all these years
经过这么多年，依然如此 [02:04.05]So confusing feel like snoozing
如此令人困惑，昏昏欲睡 [02:08.67]Eyes are heavy as I start to dream
眼皮沉重，我开始进入梦乡 [02:14.13]Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep
猛然惊醒，一定是睡着了 [02:15.28]Guess I didn't snore or make a peep
大概我没有打鼾或发出声响 [02:17.28]'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold
因为妻子完全没发现我早已沉睡 [02:20.03]It's the finale coming up
演出即将迎来尾声 [02:20.99]'Cause there is no beer left in my cup
因为我的杯中已无啤酒 [02:22.95]To make it through I'll need another drink
为了熬过去，我需要再来一杯 [02:24.79]Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV
偷偷溜到大厅，哦，我找到了一台电视 [02:28.89]I forgot the game was happening
我忘了比赛正在进行 [02:31.68]It's down to the wire time will soon expire
比赛到了关键时刻，时间即将耗尽 [02:34.91]Down by one this kick would win it
落后一分，这一脚射门能赢 [02:37.57]Hut hut The ball snagged – oh no
预备，预备，球被截住了——哦不 [02:39.85]The kick's bad right right
射门失误，偏了，偏了 [02:41.39]No We lost
不 我们输了 [02:42.08]No How could this night get any worse
不 今晚还能更糟吗 [02:43.81]Now I'm feeling all depressed
现在我感到无比沮丧 [02:45.02]But I still have to act impressed
但我还得装出欣赏的样子 [02:46.94]A pirouette oh wow that's great
一个旋转 哦 真棒 [02:48.54]A six year old could do that too
六岁小孩也能做到 [02:50.26]So my team lose at the bar
我的球队在酒吧输了 [02:51.63]Now dancing dudes in leotards
现在是一群穿着紧身衣的舞者 [02:52.83]Last Nutcracker hopefully
希望这是最后一次看《胡桃夹子》 [02:55.76]But my wife's thinking differently
但我的妻子却有不同的想法 [02:58.50]She leans in closely whispers softly
她靠近我 轻声低语 [03:01.44]Can't wait for you to take me next year
已经等不及明年你再带我来看了