Beat Up Old Jetliner-Bob Rivers

[ti:Beat Up Old Jetliner] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Beat Up Old Jetliner (LP版) - Bob Rivers [00:08.86]Goodbye to all my friends I've known [00:12.13]And the travel agents I trusted [00:15.15] [00:16.64]I'm riding along in this beat up old plane [00:19.98]Look out the window all the rivits are rusted [00:23.07] [00:24.03]The ground crew is pushing us backwards [00:27.60]On that rickety F10-11 [00:31.06] [00:32.21]I'm feeling around for my floatation device [00:35.65]And when the safety film is showing [00:37.70]I'm paying close attention [00:39.44] [00:40.39]Beat up old jet liner [00:42.37] [00:43.96]Don't carry me too far today [00:46.39] [00:47.47]Oh beat up old jet liner [00:50.24] [00:51.42]Cause it's here that I'd rather stay [00:53.76] [00:58.53]Bouncing around in a thunder cloud [01:00.79] [01:02.03]Landing gear won't come down [01:03.88] [01:05.59]My seat back is up and my seatbelt is on [01:08.99]I see the fire crews spreading foam on the ground [01:13.09]If I get to my final destination [01:15.77] [01:16.61]My next flight will surely be free [01:19.77] [01:20.66]But never again will I go back up in that [01:25.08] [01:26.09]Piece of sh*t just to save a few pennies [01:28.31] [01:29.26]Beat up old jet liner [01:31.49] [01:32.97]Don't carry me too far today [01:36.32]Oh beat up old jet liner [01:39.39] [01:40.30]Don't carry that I'd rather stay [01:43.17] [01:45.06]Yeah yeah yeah yeah [01:46.26] [01:46.87]Beat up old jet liner [01:48.95] [01:50.70]Don't carry me too far today [01:53.66]Oh beat up old jet liner [01:57.32] [01:58.01]Cause it's home that I'd rather stay