刚刚好-刘刚

[ti:刚刚好] [ar:刘刚] [al:大脸猫爱吃鱼] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]刚刚好 - 刘刚 [00:00.98]老头 [00:01.24]老头精神当时还是不错的 [00:02.64]是呀 [00:02.97]满脸红光89岁的人了 [00:04.69] [00:05.29]就是满嘴的牙啊 [00:06.32]恩 [00:06.65]掉了还剩一个牙 [00:08.17]是是 [00:08.65]诶可是吃东西还塞牙了 [00:10.52] [00:12.41]剩一个牙会塞牙了 [00:13.81] [00:14.46]他吃藕套眼儿里头了 [00:15.78] [00:16.32]呵 [00:16.63] [00:17.79]2005年我认识这个人 [00:22.16] [00:24.40]周末常混在北京的南城 [00:28.15] [00:31.24]他在茶馆里说他的相声 [00:35.95] [00:38.10]现在的他是最火的草根 [00:41.37] [00:44.77]床前明月光 [00:45.58] [00:46.32]疑似地上霜 [00:47.20] [00:47.98]举头望明月 [00:48.89] [00:49.70]我叫郭德纲 [00:51.09] [00:51.91]大伙是愿意听啊 [00:53.67]是愿意听啊 [00:54.52]是愿意听啊 [00:55.32] [00:55.97]我决不强求 [00:57.14] [00:58.95]这个世界真的奇妙 [01:01.28] [01:02.04]速溶咖啡比茶要经泡 [01:04.62] [01:05.52]街上墨镜戴的不少 [01:08.04] [01:08.91]上过海选就带保镖 [01:11.38] [01:12.39]这个世界真太浮躁 [01:15.03] [01:15.74]唱不清歌词还火爆 [01:18.13] [01:19.19]名人争着原告被告 [01:22.22]连馒头也幸免不掉 [01:24.96]刚刚好我没恶搞 [01:29.65] [01:31.73]刚刚好我没恶搞 [01:36.09] [01:39.74]这事啊离现在不远 [01:41.18] [01:41.93]家里有老人的得回去问问 [01:43.69] [01:44.35]在春秋战国时期呀 [01:46.09] [01:46.75]人来得不少我很欣慰 [01:48.66] [01:49.43]你不知道我 [01:50.05] [01:50.66]我艺术家啊 [01:52.02]我都艺术家一个多礼拜了我 [01:53.58] [01:54.23]如花pk了万人迷 [01:56.50] [01:57.35]海选very了柯以敏 [02:00.06] [02:01.00]大s恋上了周渝民 [02:03.40] [02:04.62]李宇春长的不像姚明 [02:07.08] [02:08.05]奥斯卡请来了章子怡 [02:10.54] [02:11.50]打官司火了个黄圣依 [02:13.84] [02:14.72]无极火了一个小网民 [02:17.09] [02:17.85]大侠挤爆了电视机 [02:19.90] [02:20.53]刚刚好我烦不了 [02:25.20] [02:27.48]刚刚好我烦不了 [02:31.97] [02:35.56]流氓会武术你谁也挡不住 [02:37.50] [02:38.16]这地上有一个人啊 [02:39.70]天堂上就有一块表 [02:40.83] [02:41.71]好人的表针儿啊转的慢 [02:43.11] [02:43.62]坏人那表针儿啊转得就快 [02:45.41] [02:46.47]刘刚你要看看你的表吗 [02:48.38] [02:49.07]想啊我的表在哪呢 [02:50.59] [02:51.75]哦在上帝那屋当电扇呢 [02:53.98] [02:55.54]娱乐圈呆长了心慌 [02:58.06] [02:58.70]明星们都担心走光 [03:01.33] [03:01.95]狗仔队搞垮了情侣档 [03:04.26] [03:04.96]主持人最好港台腔 [03:07.16] [03:09.21]晚会基本都是假唱 [03:11.68] [03:12.41]爆红需要中性长相 [03:15.48]歌曲流行他得洗刷刷 [03:18.35]混个脸熟却忘了脸长 [03:20.80] [03:21.60]刚刚好我没赶上 [03:26.24] [03:28.44]刚刚好我没赶上 [03:33.33] [03:36.52]这小伙子长得呵 [03:37.59] [03:38.15]把脸挡着跟演员似的 [03:39.58] [03:40.37]有缺房的有缺车的 [03:41.86]有缺钱的有缺德的 [03:43.06] [03:44.08]一毛钱一个那手榴弹 [03:45.73]我先来一千块钱的炸你 [03:47.59]法律要是不管那 [03:48.71]我早打死他了 [03:49.60] [03:50.36]还有些什么我们忘了纪念 [03:54.86] [03:57.09]还有什么我们没有经验 [04:00.45] [04:04.05]给一个断点 [04:05.12] [04:07.30]不敢再想从前 [04:08.72] [04:10.76]刚刚好我没沾边 [04:13.86] [04:17.59]刚刚好我没沾边 [04:20.78] [04:24.42]刚刚好我没沾边 [04:27.58] [04:31.17]笑什么笑再笑加钱