刚刚好2-刘刚/郭德纲

[ti:刚刚好2] [ar:刘刚;郭德纲] [al:大脸猫爱吃鱼] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]刚刚好2 - 刘刚/郭德纲 (Degang Guo) [00:00.20]词：耿小强 [00:00.30]曲：卢中强 [00:00.40] [00:01.15]郭：你呀 干点正事吧 [00:03.18] [00:03.76]整天到晚的哎 [00:05.98]你整天到晚混得 [00:07.06]是一点正型也没有 [00:08.51] [00:09.19]你看看人家 [00:10.13]开豪车的买大楼房的 [00:12.30]你看看你 [00:12.97] [00:13.81]你是一无所有 [00:14.91] [00:15.51]你脚下的地在抖 [00:17.10]你身边的水在流 [00:18.43] [00:19.33]刘：你爸爸姓崔 [00:20.70]郭：你爸爸叫贱 [00:21.67] [00:23.22]刘：2006 年火了的这个人 [00:27.84] [00:29.96]有人预计他红不过年根 [00:33.30] [00:36.79]年头到年尾和官司有缘分 [00:41.59] [00:43.65]依然红火他艺多不压身 [00:46.99] [00:50.28]郭：床前依然明月光 [00:51.83]疑似一片地上霜 [00:53.53]举头总得望明月 [00:55.13]我名还叫郭德纲 [00:57.16] [00:58.04]人干点好事总想让鬼神知道 [01:00.12] [01:00.72]干坏事总以为鬼神不知道 [01:03.04] [01:03.73]我们太让鬼为难了 [01:05.86] [01:07.31]刘：娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹 [01:09.85] [01:10.63]演个丫鬟要投怀送抱 [01:13.15] [01:14.01]是非恩怨没有征兆 [01:16.88]不过争得是个龙套 [01:18.94] [01:20.93]娱乐圈里装着炸药 [01:23.54] [01:24.27]今天翻脸明天爆料 [01:26.65] [01:27.83]旧人在哭新人在笑 [01:30.27]赚得还是百姓腰包 [01:32.81] [01:33.39]合：刚刚好 [01:35.05] [01:36.78]我名气小 [01:37.94] [01:40.17]刚刚好 [01:41.34] [01:43.50]我胆子小 [01:44.74] [01:49.05]郭：三教九流各行各业 [01:50.33] [01:50.85]他的工作都对社会有意义 [01:52.93] [01:53.61]哪怕是一个赶大车送菜的 [01:55.64] [01:56.38]驾驾驾 喔喔喔 [01:58.64] [01:59.61]我看着很羡慕啊 [02:00.97]我想夸他两句 [02:01.99] [02:02.93]谁是我儿子 喔喔喔 哎呀 [02:06.00] [02:06.71]给人民带来快乐 [02:08.38] [02:09.34]刘：谁给谁带来快乐 [02:10.70] [02:11.25]郭：最起码我快乐了很多 [02:12.75] [02:13.66]谁是我孙子 [02:14.54] [02:15.13]喔喔喔哎呀喝 [02:16.93] [02:17.47]刘：这位不长记性 [02:18.98]郭：谁是王八 [02:19.73] [02:21.73]刘：他说什么呀 [02:22.64]郭：他提着鞭子过来了 [02:23.89] [02:24.71]刘：他来抽你了 [02:25.52] [02:26.13]郭：他有不厚道的一面 [02:27.30] [02:28.92]周董 and 了费玉清 [02:31.25] [02:32.50]孟广美 sorry 了众网民 [02:34.87] [02:35.72]偷拍伤了阿娇的心 [02:38.33] [02:39.22]刘：张钰她睡觉睡出了名 [02:41.92] [02:42.68]郭：鹏菲生了一个小千金 [02:45.09] [02:46.10]刘：张柏芝也跟着怀了孕 [02:48.43] [02:49.45]郭：石头疯了四两拨千斤 [02:52.45]刘：整容整到了范冰冰 [02:54.71] [02:55.30]合：刚刚好 [02:57.12] [02:58.64]我没怀孕 [02:59.80] [03:02.27]刚刚好 [03:03.67] [03:05.31]我没拍电影 [03:06.89] [03:11.15]郭：遇事你别老往上看 [03:12.78] [03:13.51]你得往下看 [03:14.54] [03:15.35]刘：怎么往下看 [03:16.35] [03:16.92]郭：比如说啊 做买卖你赔钱了 [03:19.62]那还有跳楼的呢 [03:20.95] [03:21.81]看着他你不是很快乐吗 [03:23.89] [03:24.50]刘：诶 没错 [03:25.47]郭：你这儿生一闺女 [03:26.53]你恨得慌 那还有没孩子的呢 [03:28.65] [03:29.34]刘：啊 [03:29.70] [03:30.29]郭：你那失业了 [03:31.18]这边还有失身的呢 [03:32.43] [03:33.45]刘：这没什么可比性啊 [03:34.66] [03:35.29]郭：你想 你媳妇不要你了 [03:37.16]他也没要我啊 [03:38.25] [03:39.66]刘：娱记们乱点着鸳鸯 [03:42.22] [03:42.85]钻石李 beybey 了李湘 [03:45.70]郭：世界杯喊哑了黄健翔 [03:48.39] [03:49.05]刘：要选秀最好学师洋 [03:51.25] [03:53.29]宪哥主持到了中央 [03:55.77] [03:56.63]祖德要变性穿女装 [03:59.52]郭：老太太死咬着赵忠祥 [04:02.54]刘：隐私被博客全曝光 [04:04.91] [04:05.52]合：刚刚好 [04:07.29] [04:08.88]我没乱讲 [04:09.96] [04:12.58]刚刚好 [04:13.41] [04:15.80]我还正常 [04:16.79] [04:20.58]郭：早上四点就得起 [04:22.10]出去练轻功去 [04:23.24] [04:23.86]刚一出去 警察过来了 [04:26.06]嗨 喊我 我心里不亏啊 [04:28.63] [04:29.28]我没犯事啊 干嘛啊 [04:31.90]晨练都不许嘛 [04:32.88] [04:33.65]许 回去把裤子穿上 [04:35.73] [04:37.76]刘：干什么也没有光着出来的 [04:39.60]郭：起猛了 [04:40.30] [04:41.50]刘：到底为什么我们有点厌倦 [04:46.26] [04:48.36]到底怎样明星才能成仙 [04:51.59] [04:55.06]得道去西天 [04:56.62] [04:58.54]能不能还要脸 [04:59.96] [05:02.18]合：刚刚好 [05:02.69] [05:03.43]我没疯癫 [05:05.28] [05:08.86]刚刚好 [05:09.41] [05:10.43]郭：我有于谦 [05:12.01] [05:15.66]合：刚刚好 [05:16.27] [05:17.09]就快过年 [05:18.96] [05:21.35]郭：哎 干嘛呢你 [05:22.71] [05:23.38]逮那个飞机拉线的