Bald (Album Version)-The Darkness

[ti:Bald] [ar:The Darkness] [al:One Way Ticket To Hell...And B] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bald (Album Version) - The Darkness (黑暗旋风) [00:54.74]It would appear that male pattern [00:58.08] [00:59.96]Baldness has set in [01:02.64] [01:03.88]His hair at an alarming pace [01:07.37]Running away from his face [01:10.37] [01:12.48]He's losing his virility [01:15.01] [01:16.20]And now his masculinity [01:20.00] [01:21.25]Has been compromised [01:24.01] [01:24.76]And his libido down-sized [01:27.88] [01:28.56]Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh [01:32.56]Not for me not for me heaven forbid [01:37.30] [01:39.92]It's not for me you understand [01:45.73]Bald slap headed and hairless [01:48.90]Bald he is destined to be [01:53.27]Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me [02:00.02] [02:03.71]From what I have been reading [02:06.45] [02:08.06]His scalp needs kneading [02:10.94] [02:12.32]To stimulate each follicle [02:15.37] [02:16.12]And reverse this diabolical [02:19.37] [02:20.79]Condition that's afflicted he [02:24.42]For years and has cruelly [02:28.34] [02:29.72]Repulsed each potential mate [02:32.16] [02:33.65]And left him with a balding pate [02:36.83]Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh [02:40.83]Not for me not for me heaven forbid [02:45.84] [02:48.26]It's not for me you understand [02:54.00]Bald slap headed and hairless [02:57.75]Bald he is destined to be [03:02.00]Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me [03:08.56] [03:09.30]Sock it to me baby yeah [03:12.04] [03:45.92]Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh [03:50.04]Not for me not for me heaven forbid [03:55.91] [03:57.59]It's not for me you understand [04:01.51] [04:03.15]Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh [04:07.70]Not for me not for me heaven forbid [04:12.63] [04:15.13]It's not for me you understand [04:19.75] [04:20.73]Bald slap headed and hairless [04:24.74]Bald he is destined to be [04:29.03]Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me [04:36.41]Thank God [04:38.47] [04:54.62]Bald slap headed and hairless [04:58.49]Bald he is destined to be [05:02.92]Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead of me [05:10.48]How