The Worst Joke Ever-R.E.M.

[ti:The Worst Joke Ever] [ar:R.E.M.] [al:Around the Sun] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Worst Joke Ever - R.E.M. (快转眼球乐队) [00:06.04]You see there's this cat burglar [00:08.10] [00:08.68]Who can't see in the dark [00:10.74] [00:12.24]He lays his bets on 8 more lives [00:15.41]Walks into a bar [00:17.11] [00:18.55]Slips on the 8 ball falls on his knife [00:22.87] [00:23.44]Says I don't know what I've done [00:27.02]But it doesn't feel right [00:29.06] [00:31.24]Some things don't hold up [00:33.16]Over the course of a lifetime [00:35.18] [00:43.10]When's the first time you heard that one 1954 [00:46.49] [00:49.31]Get to the punch line [00:51.41] [00:52.33]Fall to the floor [00:53.61] [00:55.85]Give me a minute [00:56.66] [00:57.73]And I'll tell you the setup for [01:01.21]The worst joke ever I never [01:06.38] [01:08.20]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story [01:12.33] [01:14.62]Don't bore me [01:15.88] [01:20.43]Now I am floating [01:21.27] [01:23.08]I feel released [01:24.01] [01:26.20]The moorings have been dropped [01:28.00] [01:28.95]The weights unleashed [01:30.89] [01:32.27]Everything is crystalline [01:33.96] [01:35.39]Simple and free [01:36.64] [01:44.43]The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change [01:47.34]Or are too afraid to face [01:50.56] [01:51.22]This life's misjudged unknowns [01:54.40] [01:56.96]You're not hurting anybody else's chances [02:01.31] [02:03.63]But you're disfiguring your own [02:06.00] [02:09.74]Give me a minute [02:10.87] [02:11.75]And I'll tell you the setup for [02:15.12]The worst joke ever I never [02:20.27] [02:22.04]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story [02:26.30] [02:28.51]Don't bore me I NEVER [02:32.40] [02:34.30]Give me a minute [02:35.66] [02:36.26]And I'll tell you the setup [02:38.24] [02:46.63]You see there's this feeling [02:47.68] [02:48.40]That I've heard this one before