A Letter To Shania Twain-Larry The Cable Guy

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.36]Last Christmas I went up in niceville
去年圣诞节我去了尼斯维尔 [00:02.69]For a little vacation and ah
去度个假 [00:06.03]Boy I love Shania Twain
男孩我喜欢ShaniaTwain [00:07.41] [00:07.94]Boy I tell you what she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch
孩子，我告诉你她是什么使我比一个弱智的守望者更胆怯 [00:13.01] [00:13.86]But anyway I read her letter in the hotel room
不管怎样我在酒店房间里读了她的信 [00:17.01]I had one of these nice fancy hotels
我有一家豪华酒店 [00:19.20] [00:20.15]So I tried to seduce her and sent her this letter
所以我试着诱惑她给她寄了封信 [00:22.28] [00:22.81]This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter:
这是我给仙妮亚的信她收到了这封信 [00:25.52] [00:26.54]Dear Shania
亲爱的仙妮亚 [00:27.33] [00:28.65]Your finer than hell
你无与伦比 [00:29.44] [00:30.22]I'd eat your turds you think I'm kiddin'
我会吃掉你的便便你以为我在开玩笑 [00:33.29] [00:33.92]I figured that charmer off the bat
我一眼就看出那个迷人的女孩 [00:35.37] [00:36.47]I'd treat you like a prize winnin' hog
我会把你当做一只会赢得大奖的猪 [00:39.10]And give you the run of my home stayed
让你管理我的家 [00:41.69]Where I live down here off the alagator infested lake
我住的地方离湖不远 [00:45.58] [00:46.40]Tell you what they caught a big
告诉你他们抓住了一个大人物 [00:48.86]Oh 16 foot long gator in that lake by me
十六英尺长的短吻鳄就在我身边 [00:51.56]Dats right where talkin' world record gator
就在这里谈论着世界纪录的鳄鱼 [00:54.98] [00:55.77]Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples
告诉我你的乳头没有那么硬 [00:58.87]From our home stay
在我们的家里 [00:59.86] [01:00.93]Tell you what Shania I ain't like them niceville p**sy's
告诉你什么Shania我不喜欢那些漂亮小妞 [01:05.16] [01:05.78]I'd treat you all the best things life had to offer
我会好好待你生命中最美好的一切 [01:09.20] [01:09.81]Please call me here I'm stayin' at the chugg-a-lugg Inn
请给我打电话我住在酒店里 [01:14.23] [01:15.18]Across from that big muffler joint
在那家大酒店对面 [01:16.93] [01:18.02]Boy I got me one of them wigglin' beds
男孩我买了一张可以摇摆的床 [01:20.07] [01:21.12]I tell you what if you want one
我告诉你如果你想要一个 [01:22.30]I'll sperge and borrow you a couple of quarters
我会向你借几个25美分的硬币 [01:24.81] [01:25.40]Fifty cents will give ya almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin'
五十美分可以让你在床上尽情摇摆十分钟 [01:28.17]You know vibratin'
你知道尽情摇摆 [01:29.69] [01:30.70]To let you know I mean business Shania bought datin'
要让你知道，我的意思是商业香妮娅买下了大田&apos； [01:33.85]You know and to let ya know that
让你知道 [01:35.53] [01:36.63]I ain't know lowlie hard up scumball
我不认识卑鄙小人 [01:38.45] [01:39.68]I even closed a couple of gifts in this fancy
我甚至花了不少钱买礼物 [01:42.66]Chugg-a-lugg Inn hotel envolope
艾伏洛普酒店 [01:44.24] [01:45.31]That's right there's a bunch of coupons for
没错有一堆优惠券 [01:47.97]That fancy longjohn service restroom down the street
街上那个漂亮的服务厕所 [01:50.87] [01:52.09]And let me tell you sumethin'
让我告诉你 [01:53.16]And if don't ever use that one coupon
如果你从未用过那张优惠券 [01:54.71]That's in there for extra hushpuppies send
那里面有多余的枪 [01:57.32]That son of a b**ch back cause
那个回来了 [01:58.72]I might give that to my sister and her husband for there anniversary
我可能会把它送给我的姐姐和她的丈夫作为结婚纪念日 [02:01.25] [02:02.81]There's also a reggan bumper sticker in there
还有一张雷根保险杠贴纸 [02:04.58]And a bunch of gritch and tits to get er done lick on tattoos [02:07.99] [02:08.89]I had a made up special I think your fine now call me
我有一个特别的计划我觉得你很好现在给我打电话 [02:13.17] [02:13.79]Don't call out tell one o'clock though cause I'm usually
不要在凌晨一点打电话因为我通常 [02:15.40]On the phone talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls
在电话里和一个900多岁的女孩聊天 [02:17.77] [02:18.94]Love in Christ
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