The Christmas Story-Larry The Cable Guy

[ti:The Christmas Story] [ar:Larry The Cable Guy] [al:A Very Larry Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Christmas Story - Larry The Cable Guy [00:00.53]This is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa [00:04.50] [00:05.72]Many years ago in hepsaba a child [00:08.96]Was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he [00:12.83] [00:13.34]Was a very speciel child for he was concived in [00:16.25]A foghat concert in the thrid row during the song [00:18.95]Slow ride knowing that she was pregnet scared the [00:22.18]Bejesus out of Fred cause he worked only as a hush [00:25.01]Puppy cook down there at the long john silvers they [00:28.29]Decided to name the child bejesus Fred and Doris [00:33.05]Who was pregnant with bejesus stopped at a best western [00:36.56]For the night cause her water broke and he [00:39.21]Wanted go to sambo's for a short stack [00:41.04]And some cheese grits however the [00:43.68]Best western had a convention of [00:45.36]Shriners so they had to sleep in their [00:47.10]Van in the parking lot for the night that [00:50.00]Night bejesus was born and they wrapped [00:53.46]In swaddlen richard beddy bed sheets [00:55.43]And layed him in a milk crate just then three wise men [01:00.22]With two year degrees from devrie instiute [01:02.79]Of tecnology showed up with gifts of colas [01:06.27]Frankin furters and buns and they grilled out in spake of [01:10.50]Hope and love and festicter plates to be used at taladaga [01:13.96] [01:14.60]Little bejesus grew and studied and spoke pylochical [01:18.20]Phrases like who ever smelt it delt it and its better to [01:22.90]Burp and taste it then to fart and waste it He once [01:26.60]Healed a 1979 camero by rebuilding the carberator [01:30.39]And he brought back to life a delta 88 by puttin [01:32.86]In a engine of 1969 formula fired with [01:36.60]A shift kit glass kit buffers every body loved [01:44.16] [01:45.27]Bejesus of hepsaba he graduated from Devrie [01:48.92]With a degree in dryowalloge he was the greatest [01:52.92]Of all drywallers then one night tragady a hatian [01:59.34]Imiagrant killed Bejesus for two dollars [02:01.19]And twenty cents and a coupoun off the barbbeque [02:03.66]Joint but he still lives on in the hearts of ruffers [02:06.84]And drywallers and construction workers everywhere [02:10.09] [02:11.05]God bless bejesus of Hepsaba