Lucky Like St Sebastian-Momus

[ti:Lucky Like St Sebastian] [ar:Momus] [al:Slender Sherbet] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lucky Like St Sebastian - Momus [00:16.11]Once upon a time there was a man called saul [00:18.13]Who persecuted christians until he saw [00:20.28]The work was bearing fruit for the christians [00:22.35]So the man changed his opinions and his christian name to paul [00:24.68] [00:26.98]And he wrote important chapters in the bible [00:28.44] [00:28.98]But the blood on his writing hand reeked to high heaven [00:31.68] [00:32.70]And paul resolved to die [00:33.81] [00:35.75]So he wrote to friends in rome [00:37.02]A senator who owed him a favour [00:38.37] [00:39.41]Asking for an executioner [00:40.13] [00:41.48]So paul could make his exit as a martyr [00:43.11] [00:43.63]The senator sent this answer [00:44.85] [00:46.99]He said should you be so lucky like st sebastian [00:50.16] [00:51.57]Preferring the ache to the aspirin [00:52.95] [00:53.74]Swooning as they shoot the arrows [00:55.17] [00:55.89]Through your narrow chest [00:57.48]Stripping naked in the circus maximus [00:59.23] [00:59.96]With a martyr eating lioness [01:01.45] [01:02.61]Bartering with flesh for a little pain [01:04.58] [01:07.12]Scenes like this give sadomasochism a bad name [01:10.20] [01:27.19]Once there was a man who loved a woman too much [01:29.38]To give up hope when he saw she wouldn't touch him with a barge pole [01:32.50]He spent his whole life in the inferno [01:34.06] [01:34.63]He composed in thirty four cantos [01:36.12] [01:38.08]O dante though I'm anti such romantic speculation [01:39.88] [01:40.40]I'm your hypocrite reader in the same situation [01:42.54]I'm your double oh me I'm your brother in pain [01:44.96] [01:46.91]But alighieri if you'll listen there's a difference [01:49.04]Between your beatrice and my paula [01:50.63] [01:51.20]She's anonymous and now a waitress [01:53.41]It's comic but not divine [01:54.80] [01:56.08]The tragedy is no one's dying [01:57.21] [01:58.23]Should I be so lucky like st sebastian [02:01.30] [02:02.71]Preferring the ache to the aspirin [02:03.92] [02:04.81]Swooning as they shoot the arrows [02:06.95]Through your narrow chest [02:08.14] [02:08.75]Stripping naked in the circus maximus [02:10.34] [02:11.25]With a martyr eating lioness [02:12.66] [02:13.88]Bartering with flesh for a little pain [02:16.12] [02:18.21]Scenes like this give sadomasochism a bad name [02:21.49] [02:22.29]Should I be so lucky like st sebastian [02:23.75] [02:24.81]Going out with a bang just hear me [02:27.23]Whimpering with joy as mr death receives his blue eyed boy [02:31.98] [02:34.00]Surrender unto caesar or to god it makes no odds [02:37.22] [02:38.04]There's just one thing the martyr wants to say [02:40.58] [02:42.76]He says tell me mrs lincoln did you enjoy the play