The Homosexual-Momus

[ti:The Homosexual] [ar:Momus] [al:Slender Sherbet] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Homosexual - Momus [00:22.10]I love women but I'm [00:23.90]Thinking of giving in [00:25.60] [00:26.97]I love women but what's [00:29.18]The point of arguing [00:30.69] [00:31.89]With the men from boarding [00:34.39]Schools and building sites [00:36.16] [00:37.21]Who've told me I'm a homosexual all my life [00:41.75]One stop past Embankment [00:44.50]And the coughs begin [00:45.71] [00:46.31]Hell hath no fury like an [00:48.62]Insecure Englishman [00:50.60] [00:52.12]You don't need psychoanalysts to translate this [00:56.20]'There is an open homosexual in our midst' [01:00.15] [01:01.15]'The Homosexual' they call me [01:04.17]It's all the same to me [01:05.94] [01:06.74]That spectre they projected [01:08.92]I will now pretend to be [01:11.10]Since their neurosis is what [01:13.40]Passes for normality [01:14.58] [01:16.49]It's okay with me if I'm queer [01:20.14]Since their tone deafness [01:22.84]Is called the love of music [01:24.90] [01:25.60]I won't disabuse them [01:27.76]I'll make love with their women [01:29.65] [01:30.55]I'll make them sing notes of pleasure [01:34.57] [01:36.62]Their husbands will never hear [01:39.07] [01:51.20]I love women but I take them by surprise [01:54.41] [01:55.92]Pretending absolute indifference [01:58.14] [01:58.87]To their breasts and thighs [02:00.85]Like their hairdressers and [02:02.83]Dressmakers I hear confessionals [02:05.33] [02:06.11]Reserved for homosexual professionals [02:09.81] [02:11.04]As I put their feet in stirrups with my limp wrist [02:15.00] [02:16.28]A trick I learned from a [02:17.90]Homosexual gynaecologist [02:20.37] [02:21.05]I recall the words my first [02:23.05]Girlfriend ended our first date with [02:25.83]I feel privileged you chose [02:27.41]Me to go straight with [02:29.57] [02:30.27]'The Homosexual' they call me [02:33.30]It's all the same to me [02:35.13] [02:35.77]That spectre they projected [02:37.96]I will now pretend to be [02:40.21]Since their neurosis is what [02:42.26]Passes for normality [02:44.10] [02:45.56]It's okay with me if I'm queer [02:49.14]Since their tone deafness [02:51.96]Is called the love of music [02:53.99] [02:54.72]I won't disabuse them [02:56.90]I'll make love with their women [02:58.74] [03:00.03]I'll make them sing notes of pleasure [03:03.50] [03:05.66]Their husbands will never hear [03:07.88] [03:20.77]You who called me shirt [03:22.44]Lifter in Chemistry class [03:24.28] [03:25.64]You who sniggered look out for your arse [03:28.73] [03:30.74]Now your women wash your shirts [03:33.00]Now your kids are born [03:34.45] [03:36.87]Look out for your horns [03:38.56] [03:40.61]You who called me teapot [03:42.35]Who plagued me with your bile [03:44.61] [03:45.17]Guess who I've got coming to the boil [03:48.34] [03:50.06]Why not grab the nettle I'll settle [03:51.94]For being the kettle if you're the pot [03:54.53]I take my tea like my revenge sweet and hot [03:59.76]'The Homosexual' they call me [04:02.30]It's all the same to me [04:03.98] [04:04.83]That spectre they projected [04:07.05]I will now pretend to be [04:09.25]Since their neurosis is what [04:11.33]Passes for normality [04:13.33] [04:14.61]It's okay with me if I'm queer [04:18.22]Since their tone deafness is [04:21.10]Called the love of music [04:23.06] [04:23.69]I won't disabuse them [04:26.19]I'll make love with their women [04:27.90] [04:29.17]I'll make them sing notes of pleasure [04:32.83] [04:34.74]Their husbands will never hear [04:37.03] [04:39.20]'The Homosexual' you call me [04:41.93]It's all the same to me [04:44.44]That spectre you projected [04:46.79]I will now pretend to be [04:49.06]Since your neurosis is [04:51.12]What passes for normality [04:52.74] [04:54.19]It's okay with me if I'm queer [04:57.71]Since your tone deafness [05:00.16] [05:00.77]Is called the love of music [05:02.61] [05:03.55]I won't disabuse you [05:05.26] [05:05.80]I'll make love with your women [05:07.49] [05:08.24]I'll make them sing notes of pleasure [05:12.53] [05:14.30]That you will never hear [05:16.57]Never in a million years [05:18.79] [05:19.48]No f**king fear