The Penis Song-Momus

[ti:The Penis Song] [ar:Momus] [al:Folktronic] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Penis Song - Momus [00:08.06]Buckminster Fuller inventor [00:09.28]Of the geodesic dome [00:10.51]Once gave a lecture he entitled [00:11.75]Everything I know [00:12.58] [00:13.17]Taking the title literally [00:14.22]He spoke four years or so [00:15.99]And I intend to do the same [00:17.62]So make yourself at home [00:18.64]Pull up a chair smoke a cigar or something [00:21.71]Cynthia Plaster Caster once [00:22.52]Took my cast and showed me [00:23.72]In a penis exhibition in [00:24.62]A gallery on Broadway [00:25.49] [00:26.10]So many people saw [00:26.94]My penis in it's glass case [00:28.49]They recognize my penis [00:29.74]Now before my face [00:31.91]The subject for today [00:32.76]Does knowledge elevate or demean us [00:34.74]Everything you didn't want [00:35.77]To know about my penis [00:36.95] [00:44.32]A baker has a penis thing [00:45.47]For flattening the dough [00:46.89]But stick it in the oven and it rises up like so [00:49.74]The man who chops the melons [00:51.03]Up with a long and pointed knife [00:52.34]Has a penis with a mottled skin [00:53.65]I know I asked his wife [00:54.98]Very curious [00:55.54] [00:57.22]A priest beneath his cassock [00:58.21]Has a penis just the same [00:59.65]Some call the hypothalamus [01:00.87]The penis of the brain [01:02.03] [01:02.80]One man's sport is fly fishing [01:04.03]And the other's pocket billiards [01:05.50]Congratulations Watson on your [01:07.26]Almost Freudian brilliance [01:08.27]The comedian from hell always [01:09.73]Thinks he can entertain us [01:10.80]With everything we didn't want [01:12.03]To know about his penis [01:13.36] [01:20.39]Like the heather of the Highlands [01:21.76]Mine is tipped with flecks of purple [01:23.19]With a head as wise as Solomon [01:24.57]Although shaped like a turtle [01:25.68]It wears a flesh tone roll neck [01:26.93]And the neck goes up and down [01:28.59]It comes out in the evenings [01:29.74]And on Friday paints the town [01:31.07] [01:33.59]Obsessively compulsively [01:34.94]It only wants one thing [01:36.17]To fill your chosen orifice [01:37.31]With ropes of pearly string [01:39.04]Delivering it's message to your [01:40.42]Womb or to your tongue [01:41.54]And then going slack and flaccid [01:42.86]When its pressing work is done [01:44.22]In witty conversation by drip or intravenous [01:47.19]I drop everything you didn't [01:48.17]Want to know about my penis [01:49.48] [01:50.27]Some sort of Tourettes Syndrome [01:51.96] [01:56.81]It's a very fine philosopher [01:58.01]Debating right and wrong [01:59.44]Shows promise as a songwriter [02:00.57]It writes most of my songs [02:02.17]Don't bury it in boxer shorts but wear it like a tie [02:04.73]Or avant garde jewelery hanging from your fly [02:07.78] [02:08.74]Very chic [02:09.94]Jean Luc Godard once declared [02:11.24]To gales of mystified laughter [02:12.10]That some men wash their hands [02:13.66]Before they touch it others after [02:15.35]And if you slot it carefully [02:16.47]Where the sun will never shine [02:17.72]You'll feel what's mine becoming yours [02:19.21]What's yours becoming mine [02:20.72]Well ladies and hermaphrodites [02:22.18]My tender hearted readers [02:23.39]Everything you didn't want [02:24.63]To know about my penis [02:26.19] [02:27.86]There was a bohemian monk [02:29.32] [02:30.14]Who went to bed in a bunk [02:31.64]He dreamt that Venus [02:32.53]Was stroking his penis [02:33.13]And woke up all covered in [02:33.94]Thought for the day does abstinence [02:34.85]Dirty us or clean us [02:36.47]Everything you didn't want to [02:38.10]Know about my penis [02:39.09] [02:46.12]It's a tribute to the power of [02:47.46]Something otherwise mundane [02:48.91]That waving it under a stranger's [02:50.05]Nose is said to scar his brain [02:51.61]I'm doing my bit to see the [02:52.79]Power of taboo remains intact: [02:54.28]I keep a penis on my head [02:55.52]But never lift my hat [02:56.53] [02:57.08]I keep a penis on my head [02:58.34]But never lift my hat [02:59.79]And if I've bored you stiff [03:00.94]With this riff about my penis [03:02.49]I wouldn't let a little thing like [03:03.67]That come between us [03:05.33]And if you can think of another [03:06.49]Song even more atrocious [03:07.52] [03:08.10]Well super cali fragilisiticexpi [03:09.22]F**king docious